Asshat

A nickname for the guy who broke your heart.

I can't believe that asshat dumped you.

by fakehogchrissy June 3, 2019

Asshat

Somebody who eats ass to much

Yo, Sarah Kay night in bed was a total AssHat

by SEXDADDY69 December 27, 2018

Asshat

An asshat is a person who would generally use you to get higher up in the world thus leaving you behind in the dirt. They would pretend to be your friend to get items money or break your heart for the fun of it.

He is such an asshat!

I know right I thought he was my friend

by MidgetManLink November 18, 2015

Asshat

One who urinates on another mans truck after too many White Claws. Typically guys named Paul.

I love white claw so much, that I cannot control my urine flow. What’s this truck over here? Let me pee on it since I am an asshat

by GrandCentralLaughter October 4, 2019

Asshat

A short little man who lives in his mom's basement that pretends he's a well-respected world renowned sports writer, when in fact - he's just a douche who thinks too highly of himself. Suffers from little-man syndrome.

James Rowe is a fucking asshat

by douchebagmcgee69 July 23, 2019

Asshat

When a person has his head so far up his ass that it appears he is wearing it as a hat.

Tom Friedman was wearing his asshat when he wrote that column about Egypt.

by Brother Muslimhood December 14, 2011

Asshat

A group of politicians is known as an "asshat". The place where they "work"<sic> (Congress, House of Commons, senate, etc) is known as an "asshattery". And what they do is known as "asshattedness".

A large asshat of politicians gathered at the asshattery today to engage in further asshattedness, which resulted in them stealing more taxpayers money.

by KJ71 May 12, 2014