Aspen

Absolute fucking pussy magnet, literally balling out of his mind o n hoes. Also an intellectual titan, likely the smartest person in the world at any given time. Always objectively correct in any political or philosophical discussion, having a disagreement with an Aspen? Time to change your opinion or risk (100%) being wrong.

Wow look at Aspen over there, my god is he ever fucking legendary.

by bussieee March 30, 2022

80's in aspen

Coke party.

Went to a party themed, "80's in Aspen" last night. Got a blood my nose.

by Themed parties August 17, 2016

Aspen

a mug

don’t do an aspen, don’t be a mug

by zimmer frame November 29, 2021

Dirty Aspen

When you want someone to "slut you out" whilst pulling on your hair, vigorously fucking you.

Person #1: yo do you remember that girl from last night

Person #2: yeah, what happened

Person #1: I did a dirty Aspen to her

by dr. queef-queef April 4, 2023

Aspen

Aspen is the best guy in the world, he’ll make your day better by just being in his presence. I can’t imagine my life without him. He is my best friend and he is the best person ever.

Aspen my best friend.

by A 5185 May 25, 2021

aspen taylor

Sexy ass bitch

Aspen Taylor is a sexy ass bitch

by Kaylee123savage April 27, 2017

Aspen

Aspen is someone who's funny and bright. They love doing artsy stuff, and are usually into 'cringe' stuff. They're probably a gaybo, and maybe a furry. They are kinda lazy, but have lots of cool ideas for many things. They d a lot of art painting, drawing sculpting, etc and are really good at it.

Person 1: Hey, did you meet Aspen?
Person 2: Yeah, they were pretty cool. Kinda gay.

by shaftlicker3000 April 16, 2023