She’s is the most prettiest girl ever she can be loyal most of the time but sometimes she can be unloyal she’s very loud and her laugh is probably one the most unique things about her she’s says the weirdest shit ever and every day she’s horny and doesn’t shut her mouth so weird words start coming out
by Nanana. November 21, 2023
An overrated ski town for hipster douche bags, wannabes and new money trash (celebrities included)but excluding celebrities like Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell who are down-to-earth coolness. Here elderly men w/ botoxed blow up dolls vacation and re-locate here from Hollyweird, New York Shitty and Chicago. Most people are too busy sitting around listening to NPR or complaining about Dick Cheney conspiracy theories to even ski. The architecture is pretty though....you can thank the mining pioneers for that, oh wait they're gone so maybe not.
Girl 1: Aspen doesn't even feel like Colorado, that old women's face is pulled tighter than that douche's skinny jeans.
Girl 2: True....and, did these hipsters eat all the mountain men, I knew we should have gone to Vail.
Girl 2: True....and, did these hipsters eat all the mountain men, I knew we should have gone to Vail.
by yowwwwyes December 06, 2018
A wonderful boy who will change the world in his own way! Kind and loving. If you know an Aspen you are lucky and must protect him at all cost! He is brave and knows what he wants.
by Happyturtle May 20, 2021
Aspen is someone who's funny and bright. They love doing artsy stuff, and are usually into 'cringe' stuff. They're probably a gaybo, and maybe a furry. They are kinda lazy, but have lots of cool ideas for many things. They d a lot of art painting, drawing sculpting, etc and are really good at it.
by shaftlicker3000 April 16, 2023
A beautiful Asian-American woman who loves to have fun, going out with you, and watch anime with you.
by Nigel L January 30, 2022
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