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Snapchat Amnesia

When you're having a conversation on snapchat and open a message too long after it's sent so you forget what the conversation was about.
"Could you please remind me what you said, I've got snapchat amnesia"
by Unique username July 23, 2017
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Trailer Amnesia

Right after the coming attractions but before the feature starts when you forget what movie you came to see.
Movie: (after 5 previews) And now your feature presentation..
Guy 1: Oh man, what are we seeing again?
Guy 2: You always get the worst trailer amnesia, you're the one that wanted to see Big Mama 3!
by jknapp44 April 9, 2011
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Wave Amnesia

A common phenomena (AKA The Frothies) experienced by surfers who have caught an epic wave, after which, they struggle to recall any events or specific details from that wave, such as maneuvers or sections. Related symptoms to Wave Amnesia include being stoked and having an intense sense of euphoria.
Surfer Guy 1: Dude, just had the sickest wave yo.
Surfer Guy 2: Oh yeah, what did you do?
Surfer Guy 1: Fuck, I don't even know man. I got Wave Amnesia.
Surfer Guy 2: Yo, haha.
by Frothy1995 March 28, 2017
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minigolf amnesia

this is a severe case of amnesia
it only occurs when someone cares to forget a minigolf experience. is a serious condition. anyone with this condition should be treated with extreme caution (and love in some cases)
Person 1: Dude you totally sucked at playing minigolf last nigiht

Person 2: whatt? we played minigolf last night?

Person 1: shit! he must have minigolf amnesia!
by largepimpin August 25, 2009
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Fart Amnesia

When someone farts in your face and the stench is so terrible that you get amnesia.
Laurens fart smelled so bad when she farted in Kristens face, that kristen got fart amnesia
by rutgers69123 February 22, 2011
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selective amnesia

Convenient forgetfullness when it's beneficial not to remember the truth. Often seen during jury trials when a witness is asked an embarassing question.
I work my tail off all year but when it comes time for my performace review the boss always seems to have selective amnesia. Mr Oswald, what were you doing in that book depository? Uh, I dont' remember.
by Edword July 31, 2006
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vacation amnesia

when you go on vacation and have a miserable time, (a big family fight for instance), and about a week after it you can't remember the fight or anything bad that happened and start planning the next family outing talking about how fucking epic it will be to get all 6 brothers under one roof!!!

1) Jim to his bro. Dude, I can't believe our golf weekend turned into a UFC house and Bill lost 3 teeth and the hospital trip!!!

Bro to Jim- Dude wtf are you taking about!! that vacation was epic and I was looking forward to the trip to Vegas!!!
vacation amnesia
1) Jim to his bro. Dude, I can't believe our golf weekend turned into a UFC house and Bill lost 3 teeth and the hospital trip!!!

Bro to Jim- Dude wtf are you taking about!! that vacation was epic and I was looking forward to the trip to Vegas!!!
by JackD2633 April 21, 2013
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