Amendment :3

Section 1. Any individual who uses the text symbol “:3” in written communication shall be deemed cute.

Section 2. For the purposes of this Amendment, “:3” is defined as a text symbol depicting a smiling face with a playful or affectionate expression, often used in digital communication to convey feelings of warmth, joy, or endearment.

Section 3. This Amendment shall be implemented in the spirit of kindness and positive expression, recognizing that the use of “:3” signifies an attempt to spread happiness and good cheer in communication.

Section 4. No laws, regulations, or interpretations shall contradict or undermine the spirit of this Amendment, which is to promote a culture of friendliness and appreciation among individuals.
Person A: I'm not cute :3
Person B: According to Amendment :3, you are cute.
by NateVRC July 19, 2024
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Daley Amendment

When the president of your company alters the company's rules because your antics with customers and/or your expense account are pushing the boundaries of decorum or spending limits. The new rule is referred to as a Daley Amendment, not to be confused with a Daley Clause
Terry J is in trouble with corporate, he was at the Hive and The Pink Galleon last night in violation of Section 1, Part 2 of the Daley Amendment.
by That_meat_guy April 26, 2023
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eighteenth amendmenting

When one wants to stay sober for a given period of time
nah man, im eighteenth amendmenting for the night
by Posterboy69 April 22, 2010
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