Virgin America

A good airline turned into a pile of shit from Alaska Airlines cuz Alaska Airlines bought Virgin America.
Virgin America was the best airline ever. Alaska Airlines wanted to ruin everything and be a fucking party-pooper and buy the best airline ever (aka Virgin America). Fuck Alaska Airlines <3

Virgin America is the best airline ever.

by jojo1107 January 26, 2019

23rd President of the United States of America

Definitely not Funny Valentine, but it's Benjamin Harrison.

23rd President of the United States of America: You thought I'm Funny Valentine but it was me, Benjamin Harrison.

by Im not Dio dude April 24, 2022

Amélie

Amélie's are usually a name for a girl with courage, bravery and beauty. An Amélie will always be open to having new friends, and going on new adventures. Normally, Amélie's will have brown hair and blue eyes. As mysterious as Amélie's can be, once you get to know them, you won't have regretted becoming their friend. Amélie's will normally want to keep away from the "popular group" and all other drama as it doesn't matter to them. And wether they know it or not, there are a lot of looks that come their way, but not in the bad way, but good. They'll always find a way to get you to laugh or to smile. That is, if they can trust you. They won't go easy on the ones they don't trust. And sometimes, they might seem like they're "perfect" and all, but really, all they need is someone to have a shoulder to cry on. Everyone misjudges Amélie's as they are so mysterious that she seems like something else at first sight. So if you know an Amélie, give her a helping hand and never lose her. That goes for a relationship too. She doesn't really have too much confidence in her looks sometimes, so remind her. Because if you ever get an Amélie as a friend, you'll never want to lose her...

Guy 1: "Wow, she looks really brave and confident! She must be an Amélie!"

by Amy_2245 January 28, 2020

American Dream

A fairytale designed to make people conform, spend money they don't have on stuff they don't need , work for less pay, and think someday they can have everything they want.

Bait and switch

I thought my degree could help me get a job and i could live the American Dream. Now, no one will hire me and i owe $100,000.00 in student loans.
Fuck you! American Dream.

by Fffffcough February 4, 2014

degeneration of american music

Ever since the creation of pop music,things have been changed. It's not really music anymore. It's pretty much the same crap over and over.

Justin Timberlake or anyone overhyped is living proof of the degeneration of american music. We are no longer creative in once-great america.

by Chlortro December 11, 2008

american education system/schools

This is the system of education where students do not actually learn how to do anything useful. This is also where you are served food worse than prisons. Each room also has it's own climate. One room might be snowing and have penguins and other might be having a heat wave. And oh man that dress code is great. Teaching young girls that their shoulders must be covered at all times because it's to "distracting" to the guys and they won't be able to focus on work.

The american education system/schools suck.

by TheIronPhynix November 13, 2016

all-american boy next door

The American boy that fights off bullies, gets Valedictorian, and gets voted Student Body President.

After he fought off the bully, he started to look like an All-American Boy Next Door kinda guy.

by MMintGum April 11, 2017