Cleanup on Aisle 2

The godawful mess after unprepared anal sex.

I thought anal was as simple as lube and consent, but the mess! Holy shit! Cleanup on Aisle 2!

by BadBadBadBadBadBadBoy January 6, 2021

Aisling

Also known as Assling, Aisling is the biggest bitch you will ever meet. She’s extremely rude and annoying. Has zero sense of style, doesn’t understand manners and is angry at the world for no reason. Not all Aisling’s are Like this... but majority

Aisling got so mad she assaulted Kiki in Chemistry class

by STANKPUSS3000 April 27, 2020

Pulled an Aisle 4

When you are at the grocery store, specifically the pasta aisle, and you attempt to trust a fart, but you inadvertently dedicate down your leg, creating a puddle of liquid excrement that some underpaid janitor has to then deal with.

Dang it, I accidentally pulled an aisle 4 at Kroger today and now need new jeans.

by whywaco1993 May 1, 2024

AISLE 4

AISLE 4 is the proper interjection to use when a high level of awesomeness or accomplishment has been made.

This would be screamed when reaching the top of a mountain, discovering something amazing, or giving praise to a risky daring decision

"dude I climbed to the top of the water tower last night and got some amazing pictures"
"hahaha no way man thats soooo AISLE 4"

"Holy shit we found a new cave! AISLE 4!!!"

by Alcatrap January 13, 2021

meeting in the hardware aisle

An innuendo for sex between two men.

Me and Tom met in the hardware aisle last night, if you know what I mean

What? Steven and I? We were just meeting in the hardware aisle

by anonymous February 8, 2025

Clean up in aisle 1

Accident in the pants. To dedicate in ones pants

Need a clean up in aisle 1. Ive shit my pants

by Pushed a little too hard December 3, 2018

Aisle Sweeper

A person so fat, typically found at a store like Walmart, whose butt and thighs are so wide, that the shelves are swept clean by the side to side motion of their walk down said aisle.

Tim, did you see that aisle sweeper knock those cans of soup off the shelf ?

by MeanSmart gu May 22, 2021