Someone who doesn't believe in God, but will start believing if he is ever proven real.. They believe nobody can prove God's existance, therefore creating insurance that they'll never be wrong.
Agnostic: prove that the universe wasn't created by a fat black transvestite in 1997!!
Scientist: uhh...
Scientist: uhh...
by Phil the Pill September 5, 2006
Get the agnostic mug.A way for someone to keep saying God Bless you when somebody sneezes without believing in any God. A way for someone to go to church and say something like spectacles, testicles, wallet, and watch without holding anything about church sacred. A way to play all sides of the fence.
An agnostic doesn't want any negative stigma that goes with being an atheist or a non believer, but they don't want to come across as a religious nut standing in the street with a bullhorn preaching about people needing to repent of their sins. Really an agnostic wants to laugh at both the religious nut in the street and the atheist or devil worshipper, what is a more cowardly view of things than being an agnostic? You either believe in something in full, or you don't believe in it at all, it's simple and there is no in between.
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2. One who believes that there is neither belief nor disbelief. Like a 5 year old sibling who doesn't take your word for anything you say whether it is true or not.
3. Claim they don't KNOW. but refer to definition (1) for the case with most of these people
2. One who believes that there is neither belief nor disbelief. Like a 5 year old sibling who doesn't take your word for anything you say whether it is true or not.
3. Claim they don't KNOW. but refer to definition (1) for the case with most of these people
Atheist=Deity's don't exist
Agnostic=Prove it
Theist=Deity's do exist
Agnostic=Prove it
Person 1: after talking to you for 5 minutes i think youre atheist
Person 2: shhhh i dont want society to frown upon me
Agnostic=Prove it
Theist=Deity's do exist
Agnostic=Prove it
Person 1: after talking to you for 5 minutes i think youre atheist
Person 2: shhhh i dont want society to frown upon me
by smdplease February 8, 2009
Get the agnostic mug.someone who doesn't believe in God but calls himself agnostic in case there actually is an afterlife and then when God asks him why he did not believe, he can simply say he was agnostic
God: "I'm sorry Johnny, we just don't have room up in Heaven for non-belivers."
Johnny: "But I was agnostic!"
God: "Pardon me, come right in."
Johnny: "But I was agnostic!"
God: "Pardon me, come right in."
by DK47 December 30, 2007
Get the agnostic mug.An agnostic christian feels there is a God, but chooses not to worship it because there is no proof of a God's existence or non existence.
"I believe there is a God, but a human cannot really know, so why worship what may not be there?"
-says the agnostic christian
-says the agnostic christian
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