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Hot Girl Affect

When you are in a relaxed, comfortable state of mind, watching television and a commercial airs with an extremely attractive women actress. Suddenly your hormones become hyper-active and the desire to engage in sexual intercourse becomes intense. The transition from mellow to aroused after observing a hot girl is know as the Hot Girl Affect.
-Hey my bad man I think I clogged your toilet, wheres the plunger? Hellooo you here me? Eww why do you have a boner?

-Oops sorry, Carmen Electra was just on a Lectric Shave commercial and I started to day-dream.

-Its cool dude, the Hot Girl Affect gets to even the best of us, no worries, but your toilets still clogged...
by Chippinit April 14, 2011
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affectionation

affectionation is the act of giving someone oodles and oodles and oodles of affection. synonyms - affection saturation
gosh, i just wish to give him/her a sweet dose of affectionation.

that firefighter and nurse couple are so sweet... they are the affectionationators
by tellytube June 23, 2010
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Aferican

Aferican is African-American combined and condensed.. abbreviated. It's used in place of mixed, black, half breed etc. It's inclusive of all cultures with African blood who would normally be called black.
George Floyd, Aferican was killed in cold blood at age 46.
by Nutrimedpro June 4, 2020
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Affirmation

With my full awareness as I speak my affirmations the Universe receives by law of attraction.
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Passive Affectionate

adj: Pertaining to behavior in which feelings of affection are expressed in passive ways as, for example, by lacking warmth, dull kissing, limp hand-holding, non-aggressive sexual activity, or intentional inefficiency during intimacy.
The girl let him kiss her, but in a passive affectionate way.
by MemphisGuy September 7, 2010
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Affirmative Blacktion

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don't touch what you can't afford

What was once the ultimate put down. The strongest diss you could say to somebody who was annoying you by being physical with something you own.

Starting off with expensive things that other poor kids couldn't afford, this was a snobbish insult used by richer kids who had the flashest new gear and one of the poorer kids wanted to touch it as they could never afford somethign so extravagent. This was in fear of the poorer kids leaving germs or nits on the item leaving the richer kid fucked later on. This would put them in their place and the poor kids would know their place in society.

However, things started to get a bit out of hand circa 1997. The diss spread wildly across Britain's schools and soonn became used in day to day conversations heard in the playground; the cheaper the tackier the item the better the insult. It was a witty way of saaying "you're so poor that..." but without having to use the brainpower to think of an item and and it would leave people hurt inside.

Soon enough people found a way of responding to this comment which was to get your wallet out and show you have enough money to indeed afford the item, thus making the person who used it look silly and make their point completely void. Soon after this was discovered people stopped using it, and thus sending a classic diss to the history books along with "your mum gives head for bread" and other such insults.
Person 1 "Hey, Let me have a look at that pen."
Person 2 "Oi, don't touch what you can't afford!"
Person 1 "Damn...you didn't have to go there."
by GF February 18, 2007
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