acorn in the forest

a little circumsized dick in a forest of pubes

"Wow, Greg must have an acorn in the forest."

by justaworm December 05, 2016

Ate an acorn

When you take a shit so big it’s more like a tree is growing out of your ass than defecating

I threw out my back, I should drink more water, I shouldn’t have ate an acorn.

by Lowkeygangstershit April 16, 2022

Cresting an Acorn

Attempting to defecate while heavily constipated and only the tip of the shit is exiting the rectum.

Hold up Bro I’m cresting an acorn in here!

by Timithin November 25, 2020

Acorn

Name:
very trustworthy and kind

can be stoopid and fun to talk to

very nice person and is caring towards everyone

OMG LOOK THERE'S ACORN
ITS ACORN! HES SO NICE

by BOO🍩 June 05, 2020

Acorn

Part 1: The dome of a dick
Part 2: A small dick

Person 1: My boyfriend has a super hot acorn
Person 2: Mine just has an acorn

by Sequoia69 November 30, 2016

acorn

Ass
Crack
Of
Remy Ma's
Narwal

Ooh look at acorn

by ur poop haha December 20, 2018

Acorn

Acorn is equivalent to the kid friendly way of saying Nut

Guy 1: Imma bout to acorn bro
guy 2: dats nasty

by Acorn-man December 07, 2018