Acorn Scissoring

When a man rubs his chode against a woman's vagina in a mating position.

"I've heard that couple were acorn scissoring last night."

by TomMchandy January 30, 2024

laid an acorn

A moment within an absolute hammering, where the losing participant, gives his or her fans, just a small glimmer of hope, only to see it completely evaporated just moments afterwards.

Madison Keys has laid an acorn here in Melbourne!

by kerbalicious January 23, 2018

acorn on a bean bag

When an individual has an extremely small and short penis but a large saggy ball sac

My buddy Julien has an acorn on a bean bag

by Gingleshcmecker May 30, 2023

Sealed Acorn

when someone or something is acting\beeing unbelievably dumb that it's level of IQ is to be compared to a sealed acorn

...Twiggyshei you're such a sealed acorn
!!YO Jumbo! Stop acting like a sealed acorn
Hey G-BLOB!! since when you started beeing like a sealed acron? you fool

by DanVonDan32 January 9, 2017

Acorn

a thing that falls out of a tree

Jared: You fell out of a tree, what are you, an acorn?

by CronchingBathbombs July 7, 2019

Acorn Cop

A police officer who is very jumpy or is quick to pull out their firearm in every situation, a reference to the cop who mag dumped into a cop car after an acorn fell onto the roof of the car

“I was at Walmart today and I saw a cop pull a gun on a woman stealing diapers for her baby, what an acorn cop!”

by Ephless April 25, 2024

gay acorn

Not quite a gay icon, but looked up to by many for his or her strong opinions regarding his or her sexuality.

Speaker 1: That lady down the block has rainbows all over her back yard. Is she gay?
Speaker 2: Yeah. She’s not a famous icon, but she’s definitely the area’s gay acorn.

by Jenamy May 26, 2018