assist-a-bate

masturbation with the help of a friend

Hey, I need some help, can you assist-a-bate me?

by Richardgayfaggotfruit April 12, 2008

Amaterasu

When a man pours black flammable ink on his fingers lights it on fire and shoves them inside a females vagina or rectum

I amaterasud your sister yesterday sorry bro

by Generalwerener August 22, 2017

ABATHWA

Pronounced Ahh-Bath-Wa. ABATHWA stands for (As Big As The Heart Will Allow). The term is used for someone that is super obese or super muscular. It literately means that their body is so large that the heart would not be able to support a larger frame.

The term can be used in both a good and bad context. 1. (Good) "Man, what have you been eating? Your a built ABATHWA!" 2. (Insult) "Man, what have you been eating? Your a fat ABATHWA!"

by the2ndflood March 11, 2008

Amateur Mistake

(Noun) An error resulting from a profound lack of judgement - usually on an amateur scale.

Fred: Yeah, I got ridiculously drunk and got with my ex-girlfriend last night.
Johnathon: You didn't! That's an amateur mistake!

Alex: Oh no - I left my graphical calculator in radians for all those questions!
Christopher: Oh dear - amateur mistake!

by mkoijn March 11, 2009

Aatekah

Aatekah is a very pretty young woman, she is very artistic, creative, and intelligent. She is the coolest person you know and what everyone aspires to be. Aatekah is very adventurous and loves to try new things, you can rely on her for anything and is very fun to be around. You’ve hit the jackpot if you’ve got an Aatekah in your life ;)

“Hehe”
“Aatekah, stop.”

by Heeeheeeeee September 6, 2020

professional amateur

Someone that is and will always be an amateur. A person that will never move to the next level and will never become better at a particular sport, job etc. They are called "professional" amateurs because it is almost like they are good at being mediocre.

That guy's a professional amateur, he's been working the same job for 25 years and hasn't moved up.

by Jpr1mo June 16, 2007

amateur night

used to describe Friday and Saturday nights at bars in Alaska, when all the amateur alcoholics are out. Pro nights are all the other nights of the week when the real alcoholics hone their skills

"want to go to the Alaskan tonight?

nope, not on amateur night"

by sayonaura May 22, 2004