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old people ads

An advertisement method using confusion, via misspellings, names that sound alike and such to scam you into buying fake brands and etc., the sort of things old people fall for; also very incorrect in information and pictures; free downloads always mean viruses.
Such old people ads include:

*Play Call of Duty: Modern War 2*

*Play Pack-Man*

*Play MarioKort*

*Shameze* (Sham of Sham Wow)

Dude, dont click it, its such an old people ad
by ihate_ads September 24, 2010
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types of ads that are in Urban Dictionary

backwards: haha time to look at urban dictionary because im so bored- AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH OH NO NOT THESE MOBILE GAME ADS AAAAAHHHHH NOW I SEE SEX WTF AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH GET ME OUT GET ME OUT

person 1: wtf why are you making a racke- OH EXIT THE PAGE
backwards: NO THIS IS THE ONLY POINT OF THE CURE OF BOREDOM RIGHT HERE AND RIGHT NOW
person 1: WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU WANNA SEE THESE TYPES OF ADS THAT ARE IN URBAN DICTIONARY THEY'RE LITERALLY INAPPROPRIATE
backwards: good point let's make a word and an imaginary person as an example
person 1 gets thanos snapp'd

did i just break the 4th wall even tho this is not a movie
by backwards_cones March 3, 2021
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Out Ads

A description of a state of mind, your well being or location. Sometimes used as an excuse when there is no better one to be used. Typically used by one under the influence of alcohol.
"Where are you?" "Out ads."
by HemroidHarry October 4, 2021
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Murphy's Law of YouTube Ads

"You can sit and watch a documentary-video on YouTube for extended periods with little or no advertisement-interruption, but then just as soon as you turn up da speaker-volume and go into da next room to take a dump, a whole bunch of ads will come along and you'll hafta endure listening mostly to them while yer poopin', rather than da video-commentary you'd wanted to hear.
Due in large part to da pesky "Murphy's Law of YouTube Ads", a few more-affluent citizens who live alone actually hire a full-or-part-time "Jeeves" for da sole purpose of being an ad-skip assistant.
by QuacksO October 26, 2025
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SONG AD DISPLAY

Because songs with lyrics has meanings that are quite diversified in interpretation it becomes an ad when it as a message display that does a forward change where interrelationships may be present.

A message embedded in a shallow manner so all experiencing the display know the fingered ASSHOLE.
Here at my HOMOSEXUAL PLAYGROUND they changed the SONG AD DISPLAY as they had begun with THRILLER and BEAT IT which became the AI BETT , MAN IN THE NIRROR ( they covered all 34 plus men , as interrationship to BEAT IT as context change , ( win prevail) , and BAD . (MICHAEL JACKSON artist.)

So the MAN IN THE MIRROR ( as spin the 1-23 rooms including some with roommates) , which rooms are the PEDOPHILES ones truthfully as the SONG AD DISPLAY sender knows the whole mirrored truth.
by SHITEATERRIMJOB April 12, 2021
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