von brock

A super badass German last night that no one ever seems to get right. There are only a handful of Von Brock's in the country, but those people are obviously super attractive and awesome.
Girl: hey, have you ever hung out with the Von Brock's?

Boy: no, but I hear they are super kick ass.
by Vonbrock November 25, 2013
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von eberstein

a cute german person that everyone loves
by aeb312 October 27, 2020
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Von Douched

1. Overly popular brand; once trendy with underground, but mass marketed.
2. Unknown getting their name/logo mass marketed, but no one knowing what it means or who it came from.
3. Overly marketed.
4. Once awesome/cool/acceptable but no longer.
---Also known as Von Dutched

That logo has been von douched, f*cking pop idols.
by Hostile October 25, 2005
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von Wolfe

A particularly sexy breed of Germans who relish in elitism and howl at the moon.
This guy: Hey, did you see the way that von Wolfe was affected by the lunar cycle?

That guy: How could I? My application for their group was rejected.
by Statingtheobvious February 03, 2010
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von whore

The type of Cisco Coronas that step in hot dogs for no apparent reason.
On no Cisco Von Whore stepped in my hot dog!
by Que Pasta July 12, 2017
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Von Lycaon

THE MOST DELICIOUS MOST CREAM FILLING, MOST SWEAT DRIPPING MAN EVER ALIVE
Girl: are you fr drooling for a furry??
Von Lycaon fan: ITS NOT JUST ANY FURRY ITS VON LYCAON
by Lolgayperson July 29, 2022
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von Colijeff

The coolest fucking last name ever. He is a sexy mother fucker and does whatever he wants. He is a sexy surfer boy that get all the bitches. You’re lucky to have this last name. He also can out drink any motherfucker around.
Damn von Colijeff is coming he’s a beast!
by Chrisvon August 03, 2021
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