von whore

The type of Cisco Coronas that step in hot dogs for no apparent reason.

On no Cisco Von Whore stepped in my hot dog!

by Que Pasta July 12, 2017

von Tagen

If you know one, you’re lucky. There’s literally less than 20, they all know each other, and you’d be lucky to be in that family. Oh, and it also means “of the day.”

You know a von Tagen? Lucky

by urbandicdoc January 19, 2022

von taylor

an alabam ni- and he wants to be free

hey get back here!
no im a von taylor!

by big dead February 15, 2019

Von Douched

1. Overly popular brand; once trendy with underground, but mass marketed.
2. Unknown getting their name/logo mass marketed, but no one knowing what it means or who it came from.
3. Overly marketed.
4. Once awesome/cool/acceptable but no longer.
---Also known as Von Dutched

That logo has been von douched, f*cking pop idols.

by Hostile October 25, 2005

von Colijeff

The coolest fucking last name ever. He is a sexy mother fucker and does whatever he wants. He is a sexy surfer boy that get all the bitches. You’re lucky to have this last name. He also can out drink any motherfucker around.

Damn von Colijeff is coming he’s a beast!

by Chrisvon August 2, 2021

von Wolfe

A particularly sexy breed of Germans who relish in elitism and howl at the moon.

This guy: Hey, did you see the way that von Wolfe was affected by the lunar cycle?

That guy: How could I? My application for their group was rejected.

by Statingtheobvious February 3, 2010

von byrden

A very annoying friend

I hated that Von Byrden last night

by C0gajfsfg November 16, 2017