ts I knw 2b tru

This I know to be true

If u dnt lv me I cnt lv u ts I knw 2b tru.

by Hercolena Oliver May 28, 2010

BACKSH💔TS FOR WINGS 😂😂

a group chat filled with the most horniest, retarded and most racist str0kers 😂 (except 2 of us 💝 were nice little boys) c🤫nnor is the biggest hornball of them all and wop is the most racist 😂🔥

“have you heard of BACKSH💔TS FOR WINGS 😂😂 ?” “yeah bro theyre fucking retarded”

by glorygloe June 19, 2023

Can i B my L on your Ts?

It stands for Can I Bust my Load on your Tits.
It was said by actor Jason Segel in the film "Forgetting Sarah Marshall"

I asked her " Can i B my L on your Ts?" she wanted me to put my P in her V instead

by Brennan Henderson August 16, 2008

i need to B my L on someone's Ts

I need to Blow my Load on some Titties

an expression used in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

Some variations:
gotta B my L on them TTs
i'm dying to B my L on someone's Ts
yo i gotta B my L on at least one T tonight.

Brian: You don't need to put your P in a V right now.

Peter Bretter: No, I need to B my L on someone's Ts.

by Peter Bretter May 02, 2010

FISH AND T!TS

FISH AND T!TS IS LITTERLY JUST FISH AND CHIPS

I WANT SOME FISH AND T!TS

by A_GAY_PERSON December 12, 2021

Ts Ts

An abbreviation for “Type shit Type shit”

John: that’s so cool
Alex: Ts Ts

by JettsBadRep February 29, 2024

ts;du

too stupid, didn't understand

a perfect comeback for the infamous tl;dr line. Usually dropped by incompetent people who can not read paragraphs more then 3 sentences long. Coupled with an inability to understand words longer then 3 syllables.

has multiple uses to ensure the subject know they are truly stupid.

Boy: i was in a bar fight last night, totally kicked his ass. I could totally whip your boyfriends ass
Girl: you're pretty confident for someone who's vertically challenged
Boy: really? thanks I guess

Grl: ts;du

guy1: I wonder why she never laughs at our jokes?
guy2: ts:du

by Ali3Kat December 04, 2012