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Tiago Santos

Pesosa que sai sem mais nem menos de casa todo o santo dia e hora sem necessidade de tal nesta época pandemica.
O João decidiu ir à praia 5x durante uma semana - Logo o João é um Tiago Santos por ter saído tantas vezes à rua.
by tostaas July 21, 2020
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The Los Santos Conjectures

Two mathematical conjectures regarding the mission "The Los Santos Connection" of Grand Theft Auto Online.

The first states that if three or more players are present, at least one will be idle, and that if a full lobby of six are present, at least two will be idle. This can be expressed as follows:

Let x = number of players idle and y = number of players present.

x ≥ y/3, always rounding down for x.

The second states that no matter how many players are present, no more than one will ever survive to the point of arriving at the airport (typically they will die at the compound while they or their teammate are hacking the laptop).
Joe, Bob, and Bill thought that they had a good chance of finishing "The Los Santos Connection", but were foiled when Bob was idle and Bill died at the compound; they had failed to account for the Los Santos Conjectures.
by Raul Menendez October 15, 2014
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Santo 23

Santo 23 has a song named NASCAR
by Krock2344 March 29, 2018
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Michael Dos Santos

Typically portuguese, likes to wear tight shirts. Drives long distances to get to work and has his hot and cold moments. Is generally a family orientated man who enjoys time with people close to him. Unfortunely wears women sandles and drives a female car, but makes up for it with a stunning beard which is dyed 4 times a year.
Man 1: "Man that guy is really driving too fast."
Man 2: "He must be a Michael Dos Santos"
by John Wicks Dad August 24, 2023
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Santos

To represent oneself falsely; to claim to be what one is not for purposes of self-enhancement.
"Mike claimed he was a crack shot with a rifle, but I suspect he was Santosing."
by R. Daneel Olivaw February 2, 2023
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edward santos

EDWARD SANTOS is a awesome boy he it cute, funny, and fun to hang out with if you know an Edward than your a very lucky person Edward will be an awesome boyfriend he will always be their for you no matter what he will make the relationship last
Edward Santos is a cute, funny, awesome boyfriend
by Sour patch 1234 November 11, 2017
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