Mighty Kong

(noun) An extraordinarily long and/or wide penis. Not necessarily as hairy as the beast for which it is named.

Guy 1: "Did you go out with that girl yet?"
Guy 2: "No, but tonight, I'm slipping her the Mighty Kong"

by MyBar001k March 25, 2010

mighty jordan

he is the mightiest person you’ve ever met. he has rock hard abs and the biggest butt. he can dance like no other. he has 9 more lives and he was killed by the tiki gods. he will always keep his sweet baby sofia protected and never hurt her. he is friends with a lot of weaklings and calls everyone peasants. you’ll never want to be enemies with mighty jordan

mighty jordan is so strong and mighty.
mighty jordan is so good at dancing

mighty jordan has rock hard abs.

by weakling0944 July 23, 2020

Mighty Monty

A gorgeous man who resembles the characteristics of a renaissance statue. A caring man who lives near the forest with his two dogs and loves pasta. A man that is great to have a chat with at the dispense of 10 beers instead of 1.

Did you see Mighty Monty the other night?

by The assjuice companion July 1, 2022

Mighty Loader

A large, large crap that may be too large for an average toilet.

Sorry I was late, I got stuck in the bathroom taking a mighty loader

by Chatchee May 6, 2006

Mighty muffin

It means a good muffin. The food.

1: could I have a box of mighty muffins

2: yes here u go

by Mightymuffins December 30, 2019

mighty glacier

A mighty glacier is one of the Standard Character Classes. These stat builds focus entirely on attack and defense. They hit really hard, and can take tons of hits, but they are slow and easy to hit. Characters that usually take this role are Warriors and fight almost exclusively in close quarters.

The best way to deal with these builds is to either attack from a range that they cannot hit you, or to evade their attacks.

More commonly known as a Tank, although tanks are typically faster.

"You'll never beat me! I can kill you in 1 hit!"
"ugh... another mighty glacier? I'll switch to ranged then... Good luck getting to me before I kill you."

by suntan50 March 30, 2016

The Mighty Jingles

The Mighty Jingles is a commentator for people who send in replays from games with the likes of World of Warships, World of Tanks, War Thunder. He also does his own gameplay videos every once a blue moon.

Jingles is notorious for misidentifying enemy warships, tanks and airplanes.

*Vladivostok sails around the island* The Mighty Jingles: There is the enemy Gearing.

by Arisaka Akashi December 5, 2019