Backwoods Bidet

When an individual has run out of toilet paper while camping and a good samaritan pisses on their asshole to clean it.

"Bro! Out of TP over here!"
"How about I give you a backwoods bidet bro?"
"Thanks bro!"

by LouisianaLightninBolt September 11, 2019

hood bidet

When you are defecating and the rat in your toilet splashes your anus, cleaning it of fecal matter.

I had taco bell last night and my hood bidet was hard at work.

by seas726 April 3, 2021

Devil’s bidet

Water that splashes up onto your legs and, occasionally, into your anus when dropping a turd into a toilet.

“Hey man, you’ve got a wet spot on the back of your leg.”

“Devil’s bidet must have hit me.”

by Chase Fisher June 15, 2018

Ukrainian Bidet

When a person crawls into the space under a porta potty and spits a mouthful of shit water all over a dangling grundle.

Jim the salty hobo gave Jenny a Ukrainian Bidet, and her pussy lips turned green and fell off. He had a shit eating grin afterwards.

by Steven Spalldarph December 9, 2019

bangkok bidet

When you realize that you are out of toilet paper in the middle of your BM and have to place your rear end under the sink/shower faucet and wash yourself off.

Dude, I forgot I was out of tp and had to use the old Bangkok Bidet, it was awful!

by Jordo951 September 23, 2017

Cappuccino Bidet

The act of a self flushing toilet automatically flushing itself before you are done with your bowel movement thus causing your own excriment to splash upwards in a bidet-esque fashion and therefore landing on your backside. Usually experienced in a public restroom.

I was taking a shit, I leaned forward to grab some toilet paper to wipe my ass. Then al of a sudden SWOOSH, Cappuccino Bidet!

by The DJNYC April 8, 2010

bieber bidet

(V) The surprise splash back of cold water on your sphincter after dropping a large shit, usually before the sphincter can completly close. Involuntary exclamations are said to sound just like Justin Bieber when he sings.

No matter how I aim or pinch it off, I always get a bieber bidet during a big dump.

by seven of ten November 21, 2010