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Zoophile

Since all of the other definitions are edgy teenagers making shitty jokes and death threats to other people thinking it makes them good people, also dehumanizing others for it, which is absolutely disgusting, here is the real definition :’/

(NOTE: Putting hate speech in a definition is against the rules.)

Zoophiles are people attracted to animals. Zoophilia is the attraction to animals. Simple definitions of both.
Bestialists are people who have sex with consenting animals, also known as people who practice bestiality.

Zoophiles are often seen as bestialists and animal abusers when in reality there’s zoophiles who think animals CANNOT CONSENT and zoophiles who do not like their attractions, since they can’t control it.

People often think of pro contact zoosadism when calling these people rapists or abusers, zoosadism is the attraction to ABUSE of animals.

Do not confuse an attraction (zoophilia) with an action (bestiality). They are not the same thing.
Person: I am a zoophile. I find horses attractive.
Person 2: Well, I’m a zoophile too. I find dolphin’s attractive.
Person 3: Animal abusers! Rapists! Rot in hell you disgusting subhuman fucks!
Person: We are actually against abuse and are not bestialists.
Person 2: I agree with them. Also, that’s zoosadism.
Person 3: …
by Shiverax March 24, 2024
mugGet the Zoophilemug.

zoophile recovery

A zoophile who decided to go to therapy and try to get better instead of feeding into their sick fantasies and raping animals. Very much valid. (the recovery, If you want to rape animals and NOT get better then fuck you)
Katie: Did you hear? Mike is going to therapy.
Khris: Yeah, Hes a zoophile thats trying to get better and remove the sick fucking images from his mind. Hes going to zoophile recovery.
Katie: Good. Zoophiles are horrible.
by kendrick lamars left ass cheek September 20, 2024
mugGet the zoophile recoverymug.

Zoophile

Non-human creatures who roam this planet, corrupting the virgin soil in which it limps along. The Zoophile lives a life of constant fear. Because it knows that if it were to hold an event to celebrate it's kind, there would be bullets and bombs.
Report @hereforthezoo on Twitter (I'm never calling it X) and tell him to get his toast out with 2 metal forks while you're at it. Fucking degenerate dog rapist zoophile.
by extraordinarily stupid September 7, 2023
mugGet the Zoophilemug.

Zoophile

A person who does something so cool, that it should be put in a zoo so it can be rewatched by visitors
Holy shit bro, you just hit a cork 1080, you’re a zoophile
by TlovesRocky’sD April 10, 2023
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Zoophile

A person that is sexually attracted to (or REALLY likes) non-human animals, (e.g: Dogs)
and are probably trying to get into the LGBTQ+ and Furry community. (they will never accept zoophiles)
Person 1: Yo I heard that robin is a Zoophile
Person 2: *gets a shotgun* where is he, I just wanna talk to him, I JUST WANNA TALK TO HIM.
by itslordteamswitched March 20, 2025
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Zoophile

An insufferable fucking disgrace to our society that is attracted to any kind of animal and would be absolutely willing to commit sexual harassment in the animal kingdom.
Person 1: Hey guys, look! It's a Zoophile!
Person 2: What a loser!
Person 3: I bet their family and friends abandoned them!
by ThePoggersMan October 21, 2023
mugGet the Zoophilemug.

Beat A Zoophile Month

In the entire month of April, You must beat up a zoophile and they CANNOT fight back. April 28 is National Beat A Zoophile Day. Get ready boys.
I will beat up my friend because he is a Zoophile during Beat A Zoophile Month
by Novaiafloof08 March 28, 2024
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