Friend Zone

The state of being a virginal, whiny manchild who believes a woman owes him sex simply because he is nice to her. This often leads to posting long e/n threads on the internet about specific women being "vapid cunts" because they'd rather have sex with someone they're actually sexually attracted to. A manchild who believes he has been "friend zoned" rarely recognizes his own faults, and instead assumes that all women are just attracted to "assholes."
"I helped Rebecca with her research project and then I invited her to play Super Smash Bros, but the vapid cunt told me she had to leave because she was going on a date with Matt. That asshole doesn't even respect women. She totally put me in the friend zone. Maybe if I continue to be nice to her she'll eventually let me have unfulfilling sex with her."
by Cosmic Snake April 03, 2014
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FRIEND ZONE

The place a good guy dread and the gays love if a guy is a good friend and has made it to this zone that means that the woman is too stupid to figure out this is usually the best guy to be with
dude she put me ion the friend zone

dude that sucks i didnt know your gay

im not

well i know your not a good guy

fuck you go back to your fuck muppet
by muppet fucker June 11, 2011
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Friend Zoned

When a person you like tells you they don't like you back without being obvious
Boy: I wanna be more than friends

Girl: You wanna be Mega-Best friends?

Boy to friend: oh darn I just got Friend Zoned!!
by ImAGod.org February 16, 2019
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Friend Zone

Noun: A vapid social construct created to shelter the male's ego and his inability to cope with rejection.
I tried to get Sam to go out with me, but she left me in the friend zone.
by SharkBass028 April 05, 2014
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Friend zone

What assholes call being rejected by a potential sexual partner.

Often used by people who believe girls are objects, self-declared "nice guys," and/or people who believe normal human kindness warrants sexual favors automatically.
"Man, she put me in the friend zone."
"Dude, you are not entitled to get with her just because you were nice to her."
by biurban May 20, 2014
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friend zoned

When a person lets you down when you ask them out and they say "We're just friends." or "You'll always be a friend."
Person A doesn't like Person B because Person A believes that there just friends. Person A rejects Person B on dating each other because Person A believes there just friends. This is a example of being friend zoned
by cdwk sacmska May 15, 2018
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Friend Zone

Imaginary; an excuse that a guy uses when he can't get laid and/or a girlfriend .
Guy A: Bro she totally friend zoned me.

Guy B : Nah, dude it's just you can't laid. The "Friend Zone" is just fake.
by WaveMonsters February 12, 2016
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