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yoyo ho

A circus clown that that moonlights as a part time prostitute.
Ronald McDonald is such yoyo ho when all the McDonalds fast food outlets are closed for maintenance.
by Jewish madam July 6, 2018
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YOYO

Abbreviation of 'You're Only Young Once'.

Noun

1. An excuse used by young people to have fun.

2. A reminder for parents not to try anything they're too old for.

Verb

3. To act too young for your age.
Used as a noun:

'Bro, down that beer. YOYO.'

'Get off that skateboard, Dad! YOYO.'

Used as a verb:

'Dad, seriously. Put the skateboard away. You're YOYOing.'
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Yoyo Style

Yoyo Style is when you pass gas while sitting on a pliable or hard surface, and are able to squeeze the air bubble between your cheeks and force it back into your own asshole so you can fart it out again.
Bro, that last fart I had was Yoyo Style! - BigJB21
by OMGBOOBSLAMMERS2014 January 19, 2019
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Yoyo

The coolest most epinic epicnem pertty most awesomenesest godlyist feetiest funnyist persona eber
Dangg your mad yoyo rn
by Yoyo0711 August 20, 2022
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Yoyo friend

a friend who, despite being fun sometimes, almost always leads you down the wrong path.
"You hang out with nice people, you get nice friends. You hang out with yoyo people, you get yoyo friends." - Rocky Balboa (1976)
by 80s Wrestling Fan September 13, 2022
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Yoyo

An abbreviation for “you’re only young once”
Friend: why did you go get talk to that guy?

Me: Yoyo.
by volsby9000 October 1, 2022
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Yoyo

a god-like, absolute chad/messiah, academically speaking, in your school

someone who has succeeded in every standardized exam known to man in his life.

In the context of an IB school, he the kind of person who takes 4 HL courses while you are still whining about one of your SL courses being too hard. He mocks the mediocrity of AAHL math, sighs at the outrageous simplicity of Econ HL, and is appalled by the cruel fact that quantum physics is not considered a regular course for IB students.

At times Yoyo's humility would simply be overshadowed by his unbelievable achievement like an elephant in the room.

This looks like while all of you are begging for slight increments in your predicted grades and using college compass to calculate if you can get into usnews top 30 or G5 UK schools, scrambling over your pathetic college essays over the night before ED 1's deadline, and wondering if you could ever reach your heavily inflated predicted scores in the final IB exam, Yoyo has already secured a seat in the one of Ivy leagues/ Oxbridge's academic hall of fame and would likely start teaching as a life-long professor after the summer of Grade 12.

Yoyo's presence shatters the dimension of rationality, he might act humble enough to become almost invisible in your petty life at school, for Yoyo is no Mr. Popularity; but Yoyo will ultimately be the person riding his holy beast through the gates of Valhalla while watching the rest of the mortals struggle their heads above the water.
Student 1: Hey yoyo, are you okay? why do you look depressed?
Yoyo: I feel like my high school life is a failure

Student 2: Why tho?
Yoyo: I should've gone for 5 HLs, if not 6, or I should've appealed IB for 7 HLs but they won't let me
Student 1: guess I should've redone GCSE
Student 2: I should've never been born
by ebay with a T October 9, 2022
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