aerial yoga

A super badass workout where you use a circus hammock to do yoga! It's made for goddesses and unicorns to bust out into the world In a super magical way.

If she does aerial yoga, then she is probably a badass.

by Margie Pargie June 23, 2017

Yoga monkey

A camel toe in yoga pants

A girl walks by in yoga pants and I was like BADAMN.....that girl got a yoga monkey.

by Red hot January 21, 2015

levitating yoga

The hardest yet most pleasurable sex positions. Basically, a common yoga move but made for sex.

levitating yoga is when a man slightly bends in as the women corrects herself and sticks the head of the penis into the outer sheath of the vagina. The woman's arms are locked behind the man's neck while one of the man's hand is under her back and the other squeezes her tits. For more fun, let the hard cock do all the holding of the woman and let go of all hands.

by BiggusDickusPussySlayer692169 February 5, 2020

drunk yoga

when you go to your morning yoga class still drunk from the night before

omg drunk yoga was soooo hard today

by Becauseisaidso December 4, 2014

chemical yoga

a chemical cocktail of xanax and muscle relaxers, used in conjuction to relax one's mind and body.

I couldn't sleep last night so I did some chemical yoga and it put my ass down.

I did chemical yoga, so I can't exactly move at the moment.

by G Lish April 23, 2005

Combat Yoga

When a couple decides to have rough intercourse.

Human 1: I've had a stressful day and want to let it out.
Human 2: Down for combat yoga?
Human 1: Ooh that's what I need!
Human 2: Game on!!

by NobleKode December 2, 2014

Yoga Crush

When a yoga instructor pays more attention than usual to a single individual, regardless of gender.

Person 1: Did you see the yoga instructor playing grab ass with me the entire class?
Person 2: Def yoga crush. She didn't even look at me once.

by RobTheReef October 30, 2012