Two guys who both love the brand Yeti so much, that once they realize they both love Yeti, they trust each other completely and soon become inseparable.
Once I found out my sister's new boyfriend carried a yeti like me, we became Yeti buddies, and now it feels more like he's dating me.
by cpeasy February 28, 2021
An old Central European man who drinks and smokes cigars on random people's porches and leaves the cans.
Rasputin: I have a problem.
Uncle Al: What does it involve, ur filthy porch
Rasputin: Yeah I think I got a porch yeti
Porch Yeti: PORCH YETI PORCH!
Uncle Al: What does it involve, ur filthy porch
Rasputin: Yeah I think I got a porch yeti
Porch Yeti: PORCH YETI PORCH!
by Shabutacock69 April 09, 2021
*Talking about mics*
Dave"I just have a Blue Yeti"
JohnOnTheRadio "I've got a pink yeti..............thats when you put your penis in the freezer"
Dave"I just have a Blue Yeti"
JohnOnTheRadio "I've got a pink yeti..............thats when you put your penis in the freezer"
by idroppedmybitcoins December 18, 2017
a group of large females, not thick...LARGE.
Has to be at least three biggies. Can only be one skinny/regular size girl in the whole group.
Has to be at least three biggies. Can only be one skinny/regular size girl in the whole group.
Man 1: What a incredibly large gathering of big women!
Man 2: Yes, quite the YETI-FEST.
Man 1: Disgusting!
Man 2: Yes, quite the YETI-FEST.
Man 1: Disgusting!
by myself most the time December 05, 2008
by Spector August 29, 2006
This is when you freeze a turd. Then, you take the frozen, hard turd and use it as a sex toy and put it up someones butthole. Or you can use it as a crayon.
John was so disgusted by Mary that he snuck his frozen yeti in the bedroom and used it instead of his penis.
by troof77 October 08, 2013
An oversized unintelligent Olive Garden server who is employed as an operator trainee, displaying unfounded confidence and lacking the basic understanding of responsibility. The Wastewater Yeti refuses to accept her status as an entry level employee.
1. Did you hear the Wastewater Yeti? She’s about as sharp as a marble!
2. I wish the Wastewater Yeti started understanding she’s not the boss.
3. Quiet, I hear the Wastewater Yeti approaching!
5. Have you seen the Wastewater Yeti? I think she got slapped by Bigfoot’s dick!
2. I wish the Wastewater Yeti started understanding she’s not the boss.
3. Quiet, I hear the Wastewater Yeti approaching!
5. Have you seen the Wastewater Yeti? I think she got slapped by Bigfoot’s dick!
by ambrosia23412 August 24, 2018