reverse wombat

The reverse wombat is unusual sex position. The girl is covered in maple syrup with chocolate sprinkles all over. The guy lies down naked on a trampoline that has been covered in mango pulp. The girl then jumps on top the guy and bounces until his penis enters her vagina and at that moment makes wombat noises. The two then bounce as one and screach.

I love doing the reverse wombat.

I'm always sticky after doing the reverse wombat.

by realsexytimes December 6, 2010

Purple Wombat

The Purple Wombat is part of a shaggy dog story involving Billy. The entire story revolves around the listener wondering what the Purple Wombat is, only in the end to be disappointed and not find out.

The Purple Wombat is not an actual thing, action, etc. Its just part of the joke. Odds are if you're wondering what the Purple Wombat is, you read the joke.

The entire joke is that there is no Purple Wombat.

shaggy dog story purple wombat

by Wombat Explained October 13, 2009

Going Wombat

To go from being calm and docile to breaking bad on someone.
To be nice one minute and then go to being in an aggressive mood.

He makes me so mad, I'm about to go wombat on his ass.
Watch out, Ted is prone to going wombat.
Ahhhh look he's so cute. Wait he's foaming at the mouth now, he must have just went wombat.

by themanlb April 25, 2010

wailing wombat

The act of moaning like a ghost and hissing like a wombat while having sexual relations in a car

On the way home we stopped on the side of the road and she turned into a wailing wombat. I was oddly turned on.

by Wombat7 September 16, 2015

Walking the Wombat

When a woman is walking along and is wearing a very short skirt, exposing her pubic hair.

"Check out that chick in the tiny skirt!"
"Woah, Loads of bush there. She's walking the wombat!"

by Kozeyekan August 28, 2012

wombat strategy

Attracting members of the opposite sex by the use of a tower made of square poop ontop of a log or rock.

Person1: oh wow your girlfriend is hot, how did you manage that?
Person2: The wombat strategy

by paulrbear November 13, 2017

Wombat Shirt

A large, baggy shirt with unusual excess armpit fabric. Wombats are great in the winter and sweaty in the summer. (But we wear them in the summer anyways) A good wombat is always belted with a thick, matching, but not to flashy belt.

If you buy an overly HUGE shirt and belt it to make it look good, then u have a wombat shirt, congrats!

by 1 wombat at a time November 29, 2011