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Wobble donkey

"She got her tits out but she was a wobble donkey"
by axege July 17, 2014
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Wobbly horse

One of the most powerful gods in tabs named by a YouTuber called captain sauce, also it wobbles a lot and it's legs moves like Noddles. It has two variants. The jouster and cavalry. It also has a church/cult/following around it.
James: I worship God
Jimmy: disgusting. I worship the wobbly horse
James: I pray at church
Jimmy: I pray at the church of the wobbly horse
James: l'm interested. How do I enter
Jimmy: just subscribe to captain sauce
by Sub to blastemaston February 6, 2021
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dag wobble

The action used to dislodge a piece of fecal matter stubbornly hanging from your butt hole while looking.
" Man that poo didn't want to leave, I even had to do the Dag Wobble to get rid of it"
by 007dumpy November 20, 2016
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JB wobble

Sometimes a games developer/design team member gets overly self conscious about whether content they have created for a high profile game is appropriate for the audience. This causes a mental state similar to manic depression wherein the developer alternates between being excited and proud of their work and weeping quietly in a corner whilst chewing their shoes. This repeats several times on a daily basis from roughly halfway through development until the game is released to the public and is known as the 'JB wobble'.
"Dev(a) has a minor case of the JB wobble."

Dev(a): "I've finished the character models and animations for the cybernetic attack foetuses, they're looking sweet!"
Dev(b): "That's great, I love the way their umbilicals trail behind them!"
Dev(a): "Kind of graphic isn't it? you think we can get away with it?"
Dev(b): "Sure, it's thematically appropriate."
Dev(a): "It'll look fantastic when you strangle them with their own cords, man I'm stoked!"
Dev(b): "Should work great with the blood particle effects."
Dev(a): "It's gonna get an M rating, no one will buy it, germany will probably ban it outright - this could be a mistake."
Dev(b): "It'll be fine, we can add a gore toggle for germany."
Dev(a): "Sweet! oh man, it's so wrong, I'm going to hell, we're doomed, it's going to bomb so bad."
Dev(b): "Look, will you just quit worrying? No-one's gonna be offended by cyber foetuses in this day and age, and anyone who is will be too distracted by the main character's rotating laser nipples to notice."
Dev(a): "You're right! laser nipples! BEST GAME EVER!!"
by Harold Harcourt March 20, 2009
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Wobbly Ankleitis

A disease where women cannot stand or walk straight with heels on, their ankles are wobbly as they walk or stand.
That girl shouldn't wear heels that high when she got that "wobbly ankleitis"!
by heyyygurrrlheyyy July 29, 2012
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Bottle Wobble

Drinking game, rules as follows:

Spinner- spins empty bottle

Less than one rotation or bottle falls, spinner drinks. Bottle spins however many times, ex: 4 rotations, spinner gives out 4 “drinks” in any order or amount to other players.

Other players not spinning can place a bet on how many spins they think it will rotate, player that lands on the correct number gets to give out the said number of drinks to any player (including spinner)

If you place a bet, and lose, you drink the difference from spins vs. said bet.
by Milby September 25, 2021
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Glossy-Wobbles

One who is so wasted that they have a "glossy" look about them and wobble. Because they are so schlambizzled.
Shit, look at Claude. He's got the glossy-wobbles again!!
by Gabriel Candelaria June 18, 2006
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