Glossy-Wobbles

One who is so wasted that they have a "glossy" look about them and wobble. Because they are so schlambizzled.

Shit, look at Claude. He's got the glossy-wobbles again!!

by Gabriel Candelaria June 18, 2006

Danny Wobbles

A slang term for the rear end of either gender, most commonly used by the High Class British in the 40's and 50's.

Baron 1: Right oh! Take a look at those Danny Wobbles on that maiden!

Baron 2: Well spotted Baron 1! I would gladly partake in intercourse with those Danny Wobbles!

Baron 1: Quite

by Titus Welliver May 21, 2013

Wobble donkey

A young female with saggy tits

"She got her tits out but she was a wobble donkey"

by axege July 17, 2014

dag wobble

The action used to dislodge a piece of fecal matter stubbornly hanging from your butt hole while looking.

" Man that poo didn't want to leave, I even had to do the Dag Wobble to get rid of it"

by 007dumpy November 20, 2016

Wobbly oven

A woman who's womb never fully retracted after childbirth.. Hence causing a soft yet mobile stomach

"Looks like Sandra didn't go back to the gym after popping her sprog.. She's got a right wobbly oven"

by General pamphlet October 9, 2016

Wobbly X

A wobbly H performed on Travis Abbott by two feminists wearing strap ons.

I'm not always on Facebook and when I'm not I prefer the wobbly X

by gddctr June 12, 2016

Wobbly horse

One of the most powerful gods in tabs named by a YouTuber called captain sauce, also it wobbles a lot and it's legs moves like Noddles. It has two variants. The jouster and cavalry. It also has a church/cult/following around it.

James: I worship God
Jimmy: disgusting. I worship the wobbly horse
James: I pray at church
Jimmy: I pray at the church of the wobbly horse
James: l'm interested. How do I enter
Jimmy: just subscribe to captain sauce

by Sub to blastemaston February 6, 2021