winning

An ironic declaration that your behavior or life circumstances are an indication of your success, despite obvious failings that prove the contrary.

Charlie Sheen's rampant drug use, hospitalization and rehab for such, patronage of prostitutes, using strippers for child care, getting fired from his job and ranting against anyone who isn't on his side as "trolls," are all examples of how he is better than the average person and, in the game of life, is clearly winning.

by ClearlyLosing March 23, 2011

winning

-noun
1. The act of dominating life in every possible respect (ex: taking more drugs than anybody could survive)
2. An attitude in which you live life with the outlook that "dying is for fools"
3. Completing a task in such a way that you make others look like droopy-eyed armless children in comparison

Interviewer: Some are saying you're bipolar
Charlie Sheen: Wow, what does that mean?...I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what?

by champcharlie March 25, 2011

Winning

Charlie Sheen

I'm not Bi-polar, I'm Bi-Winning

by BiWinning March 21, 2011

Winning

The term Charlie Sheen used during an interview. Used to express your content for a current situation or lifestyle.

I just landed a new job and I finally had sex with Cindy... winning

by Eric with a K March 28, 2011

winning

Charlie Sheen.

“Winning, anyone? Rhymes with winning. Anyone? Yeah, that would be us. Sorry, man, didn’t make the rules. Oops!”

by bananarchy17 March 21, 2011

Winning

"Winning" -verb. To be high on meth; Tweaking.

Translated from The Charlie Sheen Dictionary

See also:

Tiger Blood
Goddess or Goddesses
Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen can make love to his Goddesses for days if he's winning on Tiger Blood.

by Bad Ass Frank March 18, 2011

#Winning

An adjective for somone who surpasses the definition of Winning, therefore # is placed before the word.

Charlie Sheen is #Winning

by #Winnanator March 25, 2011