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Conversation Wedge

a. when two or more of your friends (or even strangers) are talking, and you come up between them and insert yourself in the conversation
b. when you are in a conversation and say something really awkward and the conversation stops because you can't say anything else
a. "Did you see how Jenny just came up and started talking to us? She's such a conversation wedge."
b. Person A: "Yeah so I was at my dad's girlfriend's place, and all I could notice was how she left her clothes everywhere!"
Person B: "I love smelling underwear."
Person A: "That's awkward. Why do you always have to create a conversation wedge?"
by rentaninja June 6, 2011
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bare wedge

some who is physically huge, often to the extent that it looks disgusting such as pro-body builders.

Also can be used as an insult, if some one is just really annoying, they can be called bare wedge
"hey! did you see that guy in the gym"
"yeah, he was bare wedge"

or

person A: Laura was being bare wedge last night

person B: yeah she kept spilling drinks on everyone
by THECONSTANTDAGGERER October 4, 2011
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Sand Wedge

Someone who looks good from a long distance away, but upon closer inspection, is ugly. Like a sand wedge, good from 75 yards.
I saw a hot girl across the club, but when I walked over it turned out she was a sand wedge.
by PlayoffBeard November 25, 2011
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swamp wedge

1. Pouring a lukewarm beer down buddy's backside then giving them a wedgie.

2. When you have a wedgie & there's all sorts of nastiness.

3. Wet-undie wedgie
This 98 degree weather is giving me a swamp wedge.
by Markstache July 14, 2017
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Retiree Wedge

The Driver a 65+ uses on the 120 yard par 3 because what's the difference? If you're going hit 50 yard worm-burners all day, you might as well let the big dog eat.
Also, anyone elses driver or 1 wood.
"I should probably hit an iron off the tee to keep it straight, but I haven't hit the Retiree Wedge all day."
by DaThLy April 17, 2008
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the very wedge

signifies an event of great significance. for example answering a trivial pursuit question 'for the very wedge'!
for the VERY wedge, SIR!! ...for the very very wedge!!!
by nealofander March 18, 2009
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Quim Wedge

As in Quim, meaning female sexual organ, Quim Wedge refers to the corresponding male organ.
Man I can't wait for her to suck my quim wedge.
by Jack Denny October 1, 2006
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