assault weapon

A broad term usually used by the left to describe all guns, or more specifically guns that are modern and have black coloring to them. This can also be influenced by gun attachments.

Getting rid of Assault Weapons will just cause more gun related injuries in America.

by The-Virginity-Expert July 17, 2018

Academic Weapon

Someone that has a determination and discipline to succeed and always show up to school

"Wow Nils is such an academic weapon, he came home from his trip at half past four and is still in school today."

by Student.com December 12, 2022

Weapons Drawn

Pipstar’s favourite game, he forces us to play this game to show how good he is.

Weapons Drawn is the best game.

by PatrickMat February 21, 2022

hot weapons

A common mistranslation for 'firearms' or 'gunpowder weapons' by people machine-translating from Chinese to English.

This is done by breaking '热兵器' into '热' (hot) and '兵器' (weapon), rather than translating it as a single gestalt entity. (Much like translating 'Kindergarten' in a German text as 'children's garden'.)

The same misreading often results in mistranslation as 'thermal weapons'.

Little Fatty readied his hot weapons, holding them akimbo as he prepared to fight off the demons. He coughed up blood, then stared down the sights of his powerful thermal weapons. They weren't cool rayguns or anything like that, just normal guns that a shitty translator had screwed up.

by ShutterShadeGroove February 21, 2022

weaponized incontinence

A more insidious form of weaponized incompetence wherein lack of voluntary control over urination or defecation is wielded with the intent to manipulate others in one's selfish interest.

Old dude: "Come downstairs and hand me the goddamn remote. It's on the chair right there."
Oppressed grandniece: "Do it yourself—I'm on the phone!!"
Old dude: "Okay. I'll be shittin' my pants while I'm at it. And there's no pad under me either this time."
Oppressed grandniece: "I'm done with the weaponized incontinence!! You're headed to a hospice care facility tomorrow morning you son of a bitch."

by smacky.jack July 2, 2023

Weaponized Bisexuality

The act of a bisexual person claiming to only like whatever gender would be most convenient for them at the moment.

I was getting harassed by some guy at the bar so I used my weaponized bisexuality and told him I like girls.

by dirteater January 29, 2022

Vendored Weapon

When someone in World of Warcraft sells their weapon to a vendor.

Vendored Weapon: Yager, how could you have vendored you weapon when were on the last boss in TK. Damn Augusto

by Darksusa December 20, 2008