One who was hated by god, and smiten with spinal bifida or another disabling disease. Must now live life pushing themselves along blowing through a straw. Low-wattage refers to the memory and intelligence lost when their parent/parents tried to drown them as a baby to relive themselves of the pain of a cursed child. Gurgler comes from the sound of their throat spasming uncontrolably because they were abused as a child because they were such an easy mark.
My daughter came ou, and she wasn't just a little handicapped, she was a Low-Watt Gurgler in a high back chair.
by dvda gangsta' April 27, 2007
Connors are amazing, a total snacc and superior to everyone else they are usually racist but who Cares
by bigboyrobux September 27, 2019
yo my nigga watts crackin cuz.
by C GHOST December 04, 2017
by Chase Lover aaaahhhhh August 15, 2022
CHASE. LISTEN TO ME. I LOVE YOU. I WANT TO MARRY YOU. I WANT TO HAVE KIDS WITH YOU. PLEASE… JUST FUCK ME.
by Chase Lover aaaahhhhh August 15, 2022
i love chase michael watts
by Chase Lover aaaahhhhh August 15, 2022
Four piece band from the Flint/Davison area of Michigan that plays power pop music true to their roots. Comprised of two guitars, bass and drums.
by Der What? November 14, 2006