Reiner Braun I want to Kill Myself

The famous catch phrase of liner blown when soemthing bad happens. Popularised by r/okbuddyreiner

Liner: Hey butthole
Birthcontrol: Hi lainah
Reiner: SEX NOW
Buttoast: No, you so slutty
Reiner Braun I want to Kill Myself

by Huge Tako May 5, 2022

I want to be an Urban Dictionary Editor

So you can approve of every word that comes here, no matter how bad, no matter how good, so you can spit in the real editors faces.

Me: "Hey man, I want to be an Urban Dictionary Editor!" Editor: "Nah." Me: "omegalul"

by DJPeaa June 24, 2019

I want to die

A thing you can such up in google and it will tell you there is help, like no fucking shit... would have NEVER guessed

P1; I want to die
Google; Their is help, ca-
P1; SHUT UP IF I WANTED HELP I WOULD HAVE ASKED

by CumSlayer February 22, 2022

I want to play a game

A reference to a line in the movie Saw attributed to the serial killer Jigsaw. He would often greet his victims via a sound recording. He would then force them into situation where they would fight for their life, leaving heavily maimed mentally and physically, or choose a painful death instead.

John (Jigsaw): Hello Mark, Paul, Amanda, Zepp, Adam, Dr.Gordon.
John (Jigsaw): I want to play a game.
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John (Jigsaw): Congratulations. You are still alive. Most people are so ungrateful to be alive.

John (Jigsaw): But not you.

John (Jigsaw): Not anymore.
John (Jigsaw): Game over!

by AztecEagle August 30, 2013

I don't want to ruin our friendship

Polite refusal to engage in sexual activity with a member of the opposite (hell, this is the new millenium, or the SAME) sex.

Amanda turned down Melissa's proposition for a dirty weekend, saying "I don't want to ruin our friendship." Then she deleted Melissa from her Outlook contacts, her cell phone SIM chip and changed her phone number.

by Luigi July 11, 2004

I don’t want to talk about it

When someone says something that reminds you of something that is currently making you sad, and you reply “I don’t want to talk about it” but most of the times they reply with “can you please tell me?”
This often leads to people just saying “I’m fine” instead of expressing their true feelings.

Person 1: I heard you broke up with zack. I also heard that they shut down the chipotle near your house. And your dog died. Are you okay?
Person 2: I don’t want to talk about it.
Person 1: please tell me?!
Person 2: wtf.

by Whyidontdate May 21, 2018

I don't want to ruin our friendship

In other words it means I don't want to go out with you, but I still want to be friends. Often used to let someone down gently.

I don't think we ought to date, I don't want to ruin our friendship

by Shaun01010 July 11, 2004