A "calorie-free" collection of "flavorless" (i.e., dull/boring) poetry instead of an assortment of delicious candies.
Good poetry and prose may indeed be "food for though", but giving someone a Walt Whitman's sampler instead of a box of rich yummy sweet Christmas chocolates is kinda pushing da envelope!
by QuacksO August 6, 2019
by O O G A B O O G A August 18, 2019
A guy who thinks he's in the armed forces (namely army) but is actually a shit-munching scrote. 'Pongo Walts' also tend to be tall beyond the atmosphere, similar in look and smell to the BFG.
My mate thinks he's nails, but he's actually a Pongo Walt. That's why he's on the sex offender's register.
by josh-e-smith September 3, 2017
Verb. Used when a male with an extremely small penis rapidly attacks the butthole of another male, with fast repetitive motions reminiscent of a Dewalt hammer drill. Typically lasts less than 12 seconds.
by PePewpSADFASDFASDFASDFASDFASD July 20, 2016