wins

What your machine or gadget does when it breaks down and quits on you.

Well, the transmission's shot, or the head is blown, or it wouldn't start this morning. My car wins! And I lose in this old time-money-inconvenience round. That temperamental, or worse, heap of lemon! You win if you nip the sucker in the bud with a minimum of drama.

by Milt Alwin March 1, 2011

winning

-noun
1. The act of dominating life in every possible respect (ex: taking more drugs than anybody could survive)
2. An attitude in which you live life with the outlook that "dying is for fools"
3. Completing a task in such a way that you make others look like droopy-eyed armless children in comparison

Interviewer: Some are saying you're bipolar
Charlie Sheen: Wow, what does that mean?...I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what?

by champcharlie March 25, 2011

wins

Wins is the common phrase used by small penis individuals who have won a game of Fortnite. The amount of wins a Fortnite player has determines how long there dong is (the more wins, the shorter dong)

Yeah bro me and my bud Jack got some hard Wins on Fortnite yesterday

by CameronDOTgov June 18, 2018

Winning

Charlie Sheen

I'm not Bi-polar, I'm Bi-Winning

by BiWinning March 21, 2011

Winning

The term Charlie Sheen used during an interview. Used to express your content for a current situation or lifestyle.

I just landed a new job and I finally had sex with Cindy... winning

by Eric with a K March 28, 2011

winning

Charlie Sheen.

“Winning, anyone? Rhymes with winning. Anyone? Yeah, that would be us. Sorry, man, didn’t make the rules. Oops!”

by bananarchy17 March 21, 2011

Winning

"Winning" -verb. To be high on meth; Tweaking.

Translated from The Charlie Sheen Dictionary

See also:

Tiger Blood
Goddess or Goddesses
Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen can make love to his Goddesses for days if he's winning on Tiger Blood.

by Bad Ass Frank March 18, 2011