fat guy in a weezer shirt

The guy who stares at you and your girlfriend through the McDonald's window with a milkshake.

Jeff told me that him and his girl were creeped out by a fat guy in a Weezer shirt!

by Brian Bell April 27, 2011

Fat Man In A Weezer Shirt

The third wheel, someone who is always sitting there watching everyone else go at it or have a significant other yet themself is all alone

1.) I'm a fat man in a weezer shirt. All of my friends have someone but i'm all alone.

2.) My friends who are going out with each other invited me to the movied tonight, but i said no because I'm tired of being the fat man in a Weezer shirt.

by poop April 22, 2003

Weezerism

The religion of Weezer. Weezus is god.

"Have you heard of weezerism?"
"Lets pray to Weezus."

by Kyaisemo April 30, 2024

Weezer

The stankiest band to ever exist thank you

„Woah what stinks?"

„Weezer."

by catseatfloorrest June 11, 2024

Weezer Weeb

Somebody who obsesses over Weezer, much like weebs obsess over insert obscure anime.

Normal guy 1: Hey did you hear that Fred had Buddy Holly on loop for 4 hours?

Normal guy 2: “Jeez louise he’s such a weezer weeb..”

by Ihateweezer July 20, 2022

weezer room

a room in a video game with 4 enemies of the same kind, especially bosses or mini-bosses

the p-2 weezer room was crazy

by infernusdoge69420 December 18, 2024

Weezer Glazer

Guy who glazes Weezer

I'm a Weezer Glazer

by PixelyGuy December 17, 2023