von Wolfe

A particularly sexy breed of Germans who relish in elitism and howl at the moon.

This guy: Hey, did you see the way that von Wolfe was affected by the lunar cycle?

That guy: How could I? My application for their group was rejected.

by Statingtheobvious February 03, 2010

Von Douched

1. Overly popular brand; once trendy with underground, but mass marketed.
2. Unknown getting their name/logo mass marketed, but no one knowing what it means or who it came from.
3. Overly marketed.
4. Once awesome/cool/acceptable but no longer.
---Also known as Von Dutched

That logo has been von douched, f*cking pop idols.

by Hostile October 25, 2005

Von Trotter

A gay/bi sexual person afraid to come out the closet, but comes out sooner or later.

I am a Von Trotter.

by Nothing but Facts!!! November 01, 2019

von Storch

A unique last name for unique people. That is of dutch/german dissent

Person1: hi, whats your last name?
Person2: my last name is von Storch

by wookiecookie May 26, 2009

Von Lycaon

THE MOST DELICIOUS MOST CREAM FILLING, MOST SWEAT DRIPPING MAN EVER ALIVE

Girl: are you fr drooling for a furry??
Von Lycaon fan: ITS NOT JUST ANY FURRY ITS VON LYCAON

by Lolgayperson July 29, 2022

von whore

The type of Cisco Coronas that step in hot dogs for no apparent reason.

On no Cisco Von Whore stepped in my hot dog!

by Que Pasta July 12, 2017

von Colijeff

The coolest fucking last name ever. He is a sexy mother fucker and does whatever he wants. He is a sexy surfer boy that get all the bitches. You’re lucky to have this last name. He also can out drink any motherfucker around.

Damn von Colijeff is coming he’s a beast!

by Chrisvon August 03, 2021