VodkaScript

Programming code that is written so poorly that it could only have been written by someone after that person drank an entire bottle of vodka. It runs without error, however, it may be overly inefficient, useless, or a re-implementation of a function that already exists as part of the programming language.

VBScript example written in VodkaScript:

Function CleanQuotes(InputString)
Dim OutputString
Dim Position

For Position = 1 to Len(InputString)
If Mid(InputString, Position, 1) = "'" Then
OutputString = OutputString & "''"
Else
OutputString = OutputString & Mid(InputString, Position, 1)
End If
Next

CleanQuotes = OutputString
End Function

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VBScript sample written correctly using built-in function:

Dim strVariable ' contains some unwanted character

strVariable = Replace(strVariable, "(unwanted character)", "(replacement character(s))")

Where (unwanted character) is any character(s). i.e. '",@!$ (in the case of a double-quote, use two double-quotes)

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The way that the VodkaScript sample above should have been written, for efficiency and re-use, is:

Function CleanQuotes(InputString)
CleanQuotes = Replace(InputString, "'", "''")
End Function

by EJT September 14, 2008

Vodkabeer

A mixed drink consisting of vodka and beer. Generally only made with the cheapest and lowest quality ingredients.

1: "What the hell are you making?"
2: "Vodkabeer"
1: "That looks disgusting"
2: "It's really not. Here, try some."
1: "Oh wow, that's not bad at all!"

by Adrnshw6 April 19, 2010

vodka ass

when a girl consumes premium vodka or any other good hard liquor on a regular if not excessive basis and her ass gets big in the process it is called a vodka ass.

low-maintenance, low key party girls can develop a "beer belly" but high maintenance and harder party girls can obtain a "vodka ass"

a "vodka ass" is not as discouraged as a "beer belly" and is usually a good addition but there are exceptions.

vodka asses are more prominent in but are not limited to cities like New York, Miami, Los Angeles and Las Vegas.

prohibited in canada and puerto rico

I swear if I didnt know better I'd say the Kardashians own a vodka company because they haul vodka ass

if she goes out partying and does more shots of grey goose she is going to develop a vodka ass.

by Mik 99 August 28, 2010

volatile vagina

An extremely foul smelling vagina. Typically makes you gag as soon as the woman's panties are removed.

Example 1:
"Me and my girlfriend can't have sex by candlelight, I'm afraid her volatile vagina will set off an explosion."

Example 2:
"She tried to get a job as a prostitute, but her vagina is banned by the EPA because its VOC level is too high."

by cmoney55 December 7, 2011

vodka shits

The extremely smelly shits that you do after a night of drinking vodka

I had really bad vodka shits this morning.

by JackLowe11 August 6, 2016

Vodka Dick

noun. \'vad-kae\ \'dik\. An extended erection lasting at least 2 times longer than clinically defined whiskey dick. Typically 4-5 hours. The resulting ejaculation from Vodka dick has 4 x more force than a standard sober release. Vodka dick is normally achieved when 9 (vodka) drinks or more are consumed with in a 2 hour period according to the AMA.

So we fucked, and fucked, and fucked and fucked and fucked, and fucked, and fucked. I got more KY and fucked some more until until I finally overcame the damn Vodka Dick.

My stamina was incredible last night! Unfortunately the Vodka dick made me knock her tonsils loose when I came, and she still has cramps in her lips.

by Rusty Loins April 10, 2011

volkan

A name in Turkish which means Volcano. A very cool name that only Turkish people use this word as a name.

Hey Volkan! What's up? :)

by Hyakkimaru March 10, 2005