Pre-vintage

Something that is no longer in style but is not yet cool enough to be vintage

That ed hardy shirt is so pre-vintage.

by R2014 October 22, 2014

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uncorking a vintage

Masturbation with the utmost attention to one's pleasure and satisfaction.

Sorry I didn't answer the door bro, I was uncorking a vintage.

by headydead September 25, 2013

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The Gayest Shoes Purchasable To Date.

Wow Paul Are Those 1980's Vintage Heels? Oh I See, You're On Your Way To The Gay Bar.

by Evan The Man March 25, 2008

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Prep: Hey! Check out my miniskirt!

Other person: That's so vintage.

Prep: (Goes somewhere and cries)

by Juni_Wolfen September 27, 2005

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The Boots That Ended All Of Dignity In Paul's World.
They Caused A Revolution That Harmed Us All.

They Are The Single Most Gay Object Known To Man.

Dude What The Hell, Are Those 1980s Vintage Heels?

Who Are You Paul Sgroi?

by Evan Cisneros March 10, 2008

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A person who is obsessed with Melanie Martinez,and has a good sense of humour and is fun to be around ( they also sometimes smell)

Wow look at them, they are such a mels._.vintage.toy!

by Melanie169462 May 1, 2022

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by MxrieLBBH August 29, 2023

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