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Vincent

Vincent is the name given to the brilliant nutters, like the most famously notable brilliant nutter Vincent Van Gogh who pretty much started the tradition . Vincent is very much like Vin (ala Vin Diesel) but bigger, longer and harder. This is particularly pertinent in France, where it means a hundred times more big, hard and long as Vin (‘cent’ being 100 in francais) although this does not always translate into large bulky muscles but may actually be defined by other measures. For example, Vinnie from ‘my cousin Vinnie’ isn’t large in stature, but is a giant in intellectually delivered bs, and in the usual tradition, with Vin-cent you can automatically assume these virtues are not only present, but magnified 100 times.
Vincent’s are quite often bald, as baldnessness is next to sexyestness, and Vincents are by rule of thumb generally 100 times more sexy than Vins.

As an additional aside, it should be noted that at around 14 inches, Vincent’s tend to be 100 times longer than Vins..
..and last 100 times longer too.
A good friend, trustworthy, diligent and morally grounded.
“Wow that was awesome. ..what a Vincent!”
“oh, just Vin? I thought you were a Vincent, I’m sorry, my mistake, goodbye”
“that guys so sexy and brilliant”, “yeah he’s a vincent”
by Archibald Snodgrass January 2, 2020
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Typically stupid, NOT HOT. Cannot name someone worse. He smells like dogshit mixed with period blood. Wears the same clothing everyday and thinks he is cool. Scares the ladies away. Very Sexist and Racist.
Low IQ. (Only Applies to White Vincents)
jake: yikes vincent is coming to school in that creeper hoodie again

john: JESUS MAN HE SMELLS

Vincent: HEY BOIS IM PRETY ICED OUT TODAY 🤓
by vincent lut April 17, 2022
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Girl:how was it last night?

Friend:horrible he had a Vincent.
by Hendrix612 July 14, 2014
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Gayest fucking man to ever live never gets any pussy just sucks dick for money
Man I fucking hate Vincent he gay as fuck
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A little faggot with a penis the size of a fucking atom and can't get any girls because he is gay
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Vincent is a guy who goes to school at Sonoran Science Academy Phoenix, He's Full name is Vincent Gonzales, he is 9th grade right now (2017), he has long hair and always wears black skinny Jeans,
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A big gay horny cunt who would fuck small kids for fun. Argues about everything and anything just for the fun of it, so he can piss of even more people. If you ever see him shoot him with his favourite thing;

A fortnite legendary scar.

He has his head shoved so far up his arse he doesn't know what kindness and compassion is.
Oh look at that Vincent over there, arguing with that poor kid.
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