Van Halen

One of the greatest bands of all time. This band redefined the term of shredding and good fuckin' Rock and Roll. I love them in a very hedero way and Eddie Van Halens influence on todays guitar players such as me is extremely strong. Other bands such as POD, Sum 41 and Blink 182 should bow down to Van Halen because Van Halen is such a better band then those poor,low fuckin' excuses for a rock and roll band. Such rockin' songs by Van Halen were Runnin' With the Devil, Panama, Hot For Teacher, Ain't Talkin' Bout' Love, and the ultimite example of Eddies excellence of playing, is Eruption. Probably the greatest 1:32 seconds of any Van Halen fans life. That song is like orgasmic! Overall Van Halen is one of the best Rock and Roll bands of all time and will get their place in the Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame. Next year baby! They will get in!!

Person 1: Hey dude whats that awsome fuckin music??
Person 2: Its Van Halen dude!

by guitarmaster8910 March 19, 2004

van der Vlerk

To loose half your stuff to a bitchy fiancee and then get cunt struck by the next girl that comes along, Leaving you in a position where you will likley lose half of your half.
Leaving you with a quarter or sweet fuck all.

Man, poor Barry. Those girls really pulled a van der Vlerk on him.

by Duck Newland April 21, 2008

Van Ooste'd

To mess up badly; screw up.

Wow, Ashley just fell off her bike...she really Van Ooste'd

by E2theP March 5, 2009

Van Gogh Tickle

When your poop is so long that the tip of it grazes the underside of your ballsack while it’s falling to the bowl as if it was a brush stroke from Van Gogh himself.

I took the biggest poo of my life today. It was so long, in fact, that it gave me the Van Gogh Tickle.

by ThatGuy 915 February 26, 2019

Van Damage

To wreck havoc upon evil-doers Jean Claude Van Dam style.

You an' yo' babe are in a bar. Drunk ruffian comes up to your girl and does an Etch-A-Sketch. He and his buds laugh.
You to your brutha: Hey dude, it's time to do some Van Damage.
Your brutha: Yo' Bro', let's get it on!

by Bruce Lee Majors May 16, 2006

van morrison

An Irish singer born in 1945. His career spans from the 1960s till the present. He sang such hits as, "Brown Eyed Girl", Gloria and "Moondance". He was greatly influenced by black music (and sometimes forgets that he himself is not black).
But we love Van the Man.

Van Morrison is the Man!

by Ellie!!! February 23, 2006

van dam

v. to make a serious face in order to make it seem like you're sober when you clearly are not. especially when cops are present.

dude there's a cop over there you better van dam.

by jerseygirl609 January 14, 2008