Don't be such an urban dick, you waffle iron.
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by Dr.XGirlfriend September 20, 2013
Get the Urban Dicked mug.a state of such profound boredom because there are no males around to fondle/no females in the vicinity to remind a male he does in fact still have a working package. the bored person then spends the majority of the day reading urban dictionary definitions and laughing in a rocking fashion to themselves. and perhaps also scaring off their cat/cobra/rock
"I wore my pink socks yesterday to sleep and felt like a princess!"~ normal person with a social life in everyday conversation.
*hysterical laughter* ~person formerly in a state of such profound boredom...
"Ha.. what?"
"You said 'pink sock'! you know..."
"no..."
"oh... man, i clearly have been urban dick-less for too long."
*hysterical laughter* ~person formerly in a state of such profound boredom...
"Ha.. what?"
"You said 'pink sock'! you know..."
"no..."
"oh... man, i clearly have been urban dick-less for too long."
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No really
Just take a look my guy
๐ณ๏ธ ๐โจ๐OMG๐โจ๐ณ๏ธ ๐
๐ณ๏ธ ๐โจ๐YOU'RE GAY?๐ณ๏ธ ๐โจ๐
Asscrack is typing...
๐โจ๐ฑ๐ณ๏ธ ๐๐๐ณ๏ธ ๐โจ๐๐ฑโจ๐ช๐ฆ๐ฆ๐จ๐ง๐ฆ๐๐๐ฟ๐ฆ๐๐๐๐ฆ๐๐ฟ๐๐จ๐๐ฆโจ๐ฟโจ๐งโจ๐ฆโจโจ๐ฆโจ๐ฆ๐๐ช๐ช๐จ๐ฑ๐๐๐ช๐ง๐ช๐ช๐จ๐ฑ๐๐ฑ๐จ๐ฑ๐โจ๐จ๐ฟ๐โจ๐ฆ๐ช๐นโฅ๏ธ๐นโฅ๏ธ๐น๐น๐น
No really
Just take a look my guy
๐ณ๏ธ ๐โจ๐OMG๐โจ๐ณ๏ธ ๐
๐ณ๏ธ ๐โจ๐YOU'RE GAY?๐ณ๏ธ ๐โจ๐
Asscrack is typing...
๐โจ๐ฑ๐ณ๏ธ ๐๐๐ณ๏ธ ๐โจ๐๐ฑโจ๐ช๐ฆ๐ฆ๐จ๐ง๐ฆ๐๐๐ฟ๐ฆ๐๐๐๐ฆ๐๐ฟ๐๐จ๐๐ฆโจ๐ฟโจ๐งโจ๐ฆโจโจ๐ฆโจ๐ฆ๐๐ช๐ช๐จ๐ฑ๐๐๐ช๐ง๐ช๐ช๐จ๐ฑ๐๐ฑ๐จ๐ฑ๐โจ๐จ๐ฟ๐โจ๐ฆ๐ช๐นโฅ๏ธ๐นโฅ๏ธ๐น๐น๐น
"Urban Dictionaries Dick was huge as fuck my guy"
"Really?"
"Yeah"
"Haha now you're gay"
"( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)"
"W-whats with that look?
*drops soap*
"Shi-"
"UD-T WAS huge my guy"
"But wanna see something bigger than that?"
"uhh I uhh"
"Really?"
"Yeah"
"Haha now you're gay"
"( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)"
"W-whats with that look?
*drops soap*
"Shi-"
"UD-T WAS huge my guy"
"But wanna see something bigger than that?"
"uhh I uhh"
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Guy2: stop being an urban dick.
Guy2: stop being an urban dick.
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