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UNWILLING TO GIVE MY REAL ADDRESS WITHOUT A GOOD REASON

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UNWILLING TO GIVE MY REAL ADDRESS WITHOUT A GOOD REASON: "Create a new e-mail address at yahoo or hotmail or whatnot and post all definitions from it and use a fake address for recommending deletions, unless your penis is small and you need offers to make it bigger."
by brendan May 15, 2004
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A hot girl that you see looks quite attractive until she starts talking, Once you hear her voice you become immediately repulsed
Pat: did you see that bad bitty by the produce isle

Jeff: Yeah she looked Hot until she opens her mouth
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how can I know what I think until I see what I say

I am so f#@c*d up right now I have to speak first and have everyone else tell me what I said later.
How can I know what I think until I see what I say?
Oh damn, I didnt mean to pull down your pants and suck your cock till you exploded. I really was just telling you how awesome it was to ride that cigarette boat around Paradise Island! Nice to meet you
by RedSonja1 December 11, 2010
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shake the tree until they all cum out.

A sex phrase that involves masturbation or sex with a woman.

it means you stroke your dick until all the semen shoots out.
12 year old: I cannot cum, but why?

Sex obsessed person: Well, you gotta shake the tree until they all cum out.
by Anonomous4002 July 5, 2020
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until the bus out

seetil the bus out
until the bus out
by Mr.Andrew January 14, 2009
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Must like to eat until you pass out

1. Terrible place for anyone outside the state...hell, terrible for anyone outside the city.

2. Ignorant, lazy, pathetic, fat, stupid people sweating in a city that is unbelieveably hot.

3. Terrible education system. Kids walk around dirty, speaking broken english and breaking into cars.

4. Absolutely no progress. This city has no decent jobs, it is nearly impossible to become middle class,has ugly architecture, huge bugs and refuses to live in the 21st century! I am black and I am telling other blacks here, "SLAVERY IS OVER!!! MARTIN LUTHER KING IS DEAD!!! GET A DAMN JOB, PUT YOUR KIDS IN THE TUB AND STOP LYING AROUND WAITING FOR HANDOUTS!!!" People make me sick.

5. The place where I will not raise my children! I am leaving here after my lease ends which is 2008, and heading for DC, Atlanta or New York City.

6. Closed minded to anyone who is not american black or white, Christian, conservative and overweight. Must like huge amounts of pork, bar-b-q, trash talking other people that are not like you and eating until your blood pressure is 300/200. Must not want to weigh less than 350 pounds.
Well I said quite a bit in the definition; but I will repeat here. If you wish to live in Memphis, you must like to eat until you pass out, steal, murder, refuse to speak proper english, talk about the white man holdin' you down daily, reject education, talk loudly, have several kids with different men yet talk about Jesus to whoever will listen, eat pork and not have any concept of what is happening outside of the city.
by Jennifer123 September 5, 2008
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Laugh Until Your Sides Split

An idiom referring to the ejaculation of sperm after a male masturbates ('laughs'), particularly self centred bastards on webcams. Also see matting and to matt oneself
'He just stripped off and then laughed till his sides split!'
'Dude'
by Niaboc September 9, 2004
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