by Trickle16 September 1, 2018
Get the Unicornicalmug. the best things in the universe pink fluffy glittery magical farts cotton candy barfs rainbows and awesome
by Glitter ✨ girl January 2, 2018
Get the unicornmug. "Yesterday I smoked almost an ounce of unicorns with my homies I was so baked."
"Aye can I buy some unicorns of you cause I'm going to a party later?"
"Aye can I buy some unicorns of you cause I'm going to a party later?"
by The Notorious Big October 8, 2011
Get the unicornsmug. A Unicorn can refer to a man or a woman and is often used to describe the perfect catch or perfect partner. A Unicorn is a mythical creature, someone amazing who is hard to catch or simply a very rare find. The term is often describing someone who is remarkably attractive (above a 7.9), but not at all batshit crazy, amazing at sex, and has a great personality. This definition is used more often to describe this scenario than in reference to LGBT themes. Gay or straight however you can be a Unicorn because you're beautiful, amazing, fuck like a god/goddess, not crazy as fuck, awesome to be around and even going somewhere with your life. Hot but down to earth? You may be a Unicorn. People will try to catch the Unicorn as if hoping to bring this magical energy in their life but the Unicorn knows only to reveal themselves to the worthy. This makes the encounter all the more magical because it's not a trick of the light it's a mystical mythical magical babe that makes you feel so lucky because you never thought you could find someone amazing as them. Careful, these folks can make the hard of heart easily fall in love.
What made you stop messing around with multiple ladies at once?
Man: Because I met a Unicorn. Her name is Lindsay.
Did you meet a Unicorn at the Gay bar tonight?
Cool gay guy: Yes I did, but it's not because they are gay, but because they are amazing.
What level of hotness and personality do you go for Sarah?
Sarah: Unicorn level.
Amy who is your favorite mythical creature?
Amy: John is.
You're girlfriend is crazy amazing!
Girl: I found out she's actually a Unicorn.
Man: Because I met a Unicorn. Her name is Lindsay.
Did you meet a Unicorn at the Gay bar tonight?
Cool gay guy: Yes I did, but it's not because they are gay, but because they are amazing.
What level of hotness and personality do you go for Sarah?
Sarah: Unicorn level.
Amy who is your favorite mythical creature?
Amy: John is.
You're girlfriend is crazy amazing!
Girl: I found out she's actually a Unicorn.
by LunaPhase January 8, 2017
Get the Unicornmug. Unicorned (verb)--the process of being impaled in some way by a unicorn, usually the horn on its head. There is no proof that this can be done since no-one has ever seen one of these in the first place.
Officer: Your Mom and Dad was recently unicorned yesterday while trying to find the land of unicorns...thus, they had entrusted you everything they had in their will.
Son: O_O......YES! I GET EVERYTHING! THANK YOU GOD!
Son: O_O......YES! I GET EVERYTHING! THANK YOU GOD!
by The one above all December 20, 2009
Get the Unicornedmug. The rare creature who is able to give you the thing you always wanted but thought you you could never have.
"You fell in love with a unicorn. It was beautiful, then sad, then sadder. I laughed, I cried, I puked in my mouth a little. And honestly, I kind of get it."
by lilyrosa September 4, 2013
Get the Unicornmug. by TheWhiteBowser July 18, 2016
Get the Unicornmug.