Turnip Synergy

Misnomer for the increase in productivity seen between employees communicating face to face in the office, or having "turned up", rather than relying on communication via E-mail/Zoom/Teams.

"We're seeing improved delivery because of turnip synergy"
"Yes, but most employee's still prefer the freedom of working from home"
"Gotta find another way to crush their spirit"

by DB the man September 04, 2024

Trey Turnips

Trey Turnips was a very famous turnip seller during the 1800s. He was famous for popularizing the root vegetable among royalty

Thank you Trey Turnips for showing us how great root vegetables like turnips are!!

by Turniker June 09, 2025

picking turnips

The act of Zac Fox taking a turnip out of the ground and shoving it in places.

Zac was picking turnips out of the land when he found a turnip worthy of hjis attention and continued by shoving it up his arse.

by Juselsm January 13, 2012

turnip for what

Euphemism used to describe a low key but fun event with family and friends where vegetables are served.

I’m going to turnip for what at mom’s house tonight.

by Luz@3leches September 24, 2018

tickled the turnip

Female masturbation.

'Jane was bored and so pulled up 50 shades of grey and tickled the turnip."

by Iloveturnips June 01, 2017

Electric Turnip

Euphemism for a 'personal massager' or vibrator. So named for its shape.

Not having found Mister Right at the bar, she returned home and took up her electric turnip.

by Perfesser_Bear July 16, 2016

timmy turnip

When you give a mans bellend a twist clockwise

My dad gave me a Timmy turnip

by Sambohdi Steve October 26, 2015