legally tugboat

Legally tugboat is like "Legally Blond" but without and blond and with the tugboat: meaning smart, short, ugly, and fat. She is type of girl your friend sets you up with by saying "she had a nice personality!" Like a tugboat, she looks like she wears a couple of tires around her waist the prevent hip damage!!!!!

Hey man, how did that date go the other night with that girl? Well, she never sent me a body shot, but when I met her, she was "legally tugboat!" Meaning, she went to law school, but was the ugliest chick there; nevertheless my cock thrusts were absorbed by her tire buffers and I blew a load all over her face!

by Stagmen June 6, 2021

Harriet Tugman

A reach-under handy where the giver has to covertly (like the underground railroad) access from behind through one's legs.

I was on a date with Tanya, and I asked if she wanted to hit the underground railroad. She said yes, so I suggested a Harriet Tugman.

We were stuck in a single file line, and we didn't anyone to see what was going on, so my girl could only give me a Harriet Tugman.

by DemTCBoyz69 June 20, 2023

Blue Tuba

When the over excitable seaman preforms oral sex on the rest of the crew when they cross over the tropic of Capricorn or cancer while hiding in the dorade vents of a ship.

Hurry up! Davey from the Navy is manning the BLUE TUBA on the overnight watch tonight. You want to get in line early before the Boston Lockjaw gets tired and stops clenching.

by reddevil12553 June 27, 2023

Tennessee Tugboat

Step one, one gentleman will sit on another's shoulders. The gentleman on the top needs to lean back so both men are back to back. Both men then reach back and grade the other's genitals. They then proceed to tug up or down, respectively, and sing row row row your boat.

Hey look at those two dudes giving each other the ol Tennessee tugboat. Those guys are athletic.

by Virginia violator November 11, 2010

rusty tuba

Much like a rusty trumpet, only with a much larger partner.

Yeah, your mom had a great time when I gave her the rusty tuba.

by Rhymes With Sock May 10, 2005

contrabass tuba

A tuba designed for marching that resembles a concert tuba in shape but is carried on the left shoulder. They usually weigh between 35 and 55 pounds.

The visual advantage for such a tuba on the field is that it can be held in carry (held vertically in front of the person) and in various other positions.

They are called Contras for short.

See the pic above.

Contras are the most badass instruments ever.

by corpsfreak April 26, 2005

Wagner Tuba

A fucked-up musical instrument most frequently heard in the works of Richard Wagner and Anton Bruckner. Though capable of sounding quite beautiful, it usually sounds like shit and elicits dirty looks and sighs from the rest of the orchestra.

Musician #1: "What are we playing on tour in March?"

Musician #2: "Bruckner 8"

Musician #1: "Oh Fuck! Wagner Tubas!!!"

by hrnhtr February 10, 2009