Chimp trying to open a yellow dildo

A confusing look on someone's face when they don't understand the Question or the joke that you just shared .

Tommy was so confused when his date asked for 10 pints of lager to wash down a bag of peanuts he had a face like a chimp trying to open a yellow dildo

by Wee mikey May 8, 2022

im trying to aliven’t

Snowman over fire

Person- What are you doing?

Snowman (while over a fire)- im trying to aliven’t

by BugEPB May 20, 2023

im trying to crush

your trying to crack a female

im trying to crushhh

by crusherrrr2024 June 2, 2024

For trying to talk to me, you are a coward.

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For trying to talk to me, you are a coward.

by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

for trying to talk to me, you are a coward.

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for trying to talk to me, you are a coward.

by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

Stop trying to make your point

This has nothing to do with asking.

Hym "So stop trying to make your point at me. I'm not going to and don't have to let you hold this over my head in exchange for compliance and if it's worth less than your kids life you can't possibly make an exchange that would benefit me enough to justify allowing you to control how I problem solve. You're being obtuse about asking for thing and I'm not going to indulge you. You want me to do something else and this isn't about what you want and I'm not going to let you turn this into 'Hym does what I want and gets rewarded or Hym does what Hym wants and gets punished.' And THAT is what you are trying to turn this into."

by Hym Iam November 21, 2025

For trying to torturing me into apologizing

So you have been doing the same thing all along.

Hym "No not just murder someone and their family in a vacuum. For trying to torturing me into apologizing. Or contrition. However you want to put it. But this was not a smart idea engaging with this. And I am literally a Magical octopus assassin teacher in an anime when I say this 'CLASS!? This is why we don't engage in sadistic protracted half-measures.' Because then, the second the guy gets the upper hand, he's going to murder you and your family. Just like October 7th. If only genocide brought decapitated babies back to life... Everything would be wonderful forever!"

by Hym Iam November 21, 2025