Trumpeted

When you projectile vomit up in the air and move your head side to side. You can do this while laying on the floor or couch in your friends room. It is the ultimate burn. An alternate definition is rolling off the couch and land in your own vomit.
Steve trumpeted in my room last night.
by Schnitzel Klop November 07, 2009
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Trumpets

In the last days the Trumpets will sound and liberals crumbling will come crashing down.
by Passport Wanderer January 31, 2017
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Trumpets

In the last days the Trumpets will sound and liberals crumbling will come crashing down.
by Passport Wanderer January 31, 2017
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skull trumpet

The scariest two- second video of all time. Involves a skull and a trumpet.
Person A: "I just saw skull trumpet,"
Person B: "I presume you need a new pair of pants?"
by NotACat January 13, 2015
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Trumpet Strumpet

Yes, that beauty queen was a Trumpet Strumpet.
by I, Wreckerrr November 07, 2016
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trumpet fart

a long fart which starts off low pitched and ends high pitched by squeezing together the butt cheeks
Me: (trumpet fart)

Fogel: ahh man, that trumpet fart woke me up this morning

Me: aha yes, i've been practicing by clenching butt cheeks when i walk

Fogel: good idea!
by rightelbowskin November 19, 2010
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trumpet butt

Fart in key or pitch.
When sam farted it seemed to be in pitch or key with a note like a trumpet butt.
by funboxarcade November 16, 2013
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