Alamo Cafe Tortilla Club

When someone fucks in the bathroom at Alamo Cafe, a restaurant chain in San Antonio, Texas, they become members of the Alamo Cafe Tortilla Club.

“Wow, looks like Esteban and Morgana had a good time in the bathroom. I bet they joined the Alamo Cafe Tortilla Club”.

by RealDefinitionsForRealPeople February 6, 2021

Maria Sophia tortilla gorilla

The name to call your sister named Maria Sophia

Person1 Maria Sophia tortilla gorilla get here
Person2 THATS NOT MY NAME BITCH

by Skoofora November 5, 2020

October 29 national tortilla day

National tortilla day! Bring a tortilla and throw it at people and friends!

Oh. It’s national tortilla day! I can throw tortillas at people time to yeet that bitch on someone’s face _kailey October 29 national tortilla day

by Kxileyalexis November 1, 2019

go commit eat tortilla chip vertically

when someone wants to kill you but cant due to it being against the law, so they make you suffer the most they can

person 1: i think that PBS Kids isnt that good--

person 2: go commit eat tortilla chip vertically

by life is pain enjoyer January 26, 2023

Tortilla de patatas en el parking

Bait with which hungry cougars lure their unsuspecting victims. Usually involves ramming penis shaped objects into the victims ass

"Te voy a llevar la tortilla de patatas en el parking del Kinepolis"

by Davazkz July 31, 2017

Bloody Tortilla

When a woman adds her period blood to food for some special flavor

"We were out of red sauce for taco night, so my girl gave me a Bloody Tortilla in its place"

by JinxFeet January 11, 2023

kentucky tortilla

When you kneel next to a woman who is laying down and roll her floppy tit around your dick and fuck it. Add sour cream by cuming on the other tit.

I gave that old woman a Kentucky tortilla last night

by anonymous November 18, 2020