short topper

a person who temporarily shaves their head after an event - pleasing or painful.
! not to be confused with a certain hair condition or certain charities.

A: LOL look at that guy/girl, they're bald as fuck!
B: no, they're just a short topper.
A: what?
B: y'know, someone who shaves their head to restart life and--
A: LOL what the fuck?
B: short topper.

by reallifenojoke July 22, 2021

Crazy Lubricated Topper

When you have intercourse with a girl who is so wet she constantly leaks on you. While she is leaking you struggle to breathe and have a near death experience because you almost drown. Dont try at home

That girl is a crazy lubricated topper. I wouldnt do her.

by frandern August 31, 2010

Coffin Topper

A photo that captures the essence of a person so perfectly that it must adorn the top of their coffin.

‘This such a beautiful photo of Gran, let’s use it as a coffin topper at her funeral’

by Dani McMillan Lyons July 11, 2024

Coffin Topper

A photo worthy of remembrance placed on top of coffin.

“That’s such a great photo of Gran, definitely a coffin topper.”

by Dani Lyons July 10, 2024

Coffin Topper

A photo worthy of remembrance placed on top of coffin.

“That’s such a great photo of Gran, definitely a coffin topper.”

by Dani Lyons July 10, 2024

chili topper

A punch in the tit.

Guys use to chili topper me in middle school all the time, and I liked it.

by Allzwater December 29, 2015

cotton topper

Old People. Because their hair gets white (the color of cotton). “Toppers” for short.

We demolished a couple cotton toppers on the pickleball court today. They couldn’t keep up.

by December 26, 2021