The Transylvanian Toothpick

Whenever a male proceeds to place a piece of string/hemp wick inside of their urethra.

The unethical form of punishment in which one is subject to a foreign object right up the urethra. I mean right up there man.

Vlad the Impaler was a common user of the Transylvanian Toothpick. Ouch.

by Medidichi April 1, 2021

Take a toothpick to it

Meaning if it is easy and accessible to try and fix your own things, or DIYing a solution before going to (if at all) professional assistance. Typically because the professionals are very expensive or a hassle.

Comes from trying to fix technology and other of the sort with small things that everyone has, such as toothpicks, because getting it professionally fixed is very expensive, and you might as well try.

John: man, my car is really acting up, but I can’t afford to take it in to the shop right now.
Emily: dude, just take a toothpick to it.

Sara: my phone speakers were absolutely trash earlier, but I took a toothpick to them and now they sound fine!

Eric: dammit, I need stitches but the American healthcare system is hell
Aaron: well, you know the drill. Pull up YouTube, we’re just going to have to take a toothpick to it

by Grosh is better then all of us July 25, 2023

Toothprick

A person with the build of a toothpick that also acts like a prick. Generally a very skinny person that acts like a total douche. You can usually tell just by their body language and how they dress themselves.

Wow, Reid is such a toothprick.

by Yung Dragonfly October 20, 2021

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025