Toobin

The act of masturbating during a conference call, particularly over a video call service such as Zoom or Skype.

"Hey, did you hear about the guy who got suspended from the New Yorker?"

"Yeah, Jeffrey got caught toobin' on a Zoom call"

by Doin Mypart October 21, 2020

Toobin

One who leans so far to the left; the right is ignored during a Zoom call.

Jeffrey decided to Toobin during a Zoom call and, although his right hand is functional, developed Carpal Tunnel syndrome in his left hand.

by Biden2029 October 21, 2020

Toobin

Masturbating on a workplace Zoom call whilst thinking the camera is off.

I might be in trouble. I was toobin on this morning's WIP call and I think Gary and Jessica saw me. Better make sure the camera's off when HR gets in touch; don't want to go two-for-toobin.

by Tommy G (Syd) October 19, 2020

Toobin

Too·bin

Verb

1) To expose oneself sexually in front of a webcam.

2) Unintentionally showing your genitalia on a Zoom call.

My roommate walked in and caught me lubin' and Toobin, I'm never going to live it down.

by SpudSmasher October 21, 2020

toobin

toobin: Accidently (one assumes) engaging in sexual behavior (e.g. stimulating ones toob) in an Internet sex chat while your office meeting screen, video and mic. is still live (again, we assume by accident)

I'll be right with you, I'm just busy toobin. The idiot did a toobin, and his company fired him. No toobin is allowed in this company.

by erewhon September 01, 2021

toobin

The act of masturbating.

Please don't be toobin online.

by Rozzysed October 24, 2020

Toobin

When you're caught masturbating on a Zoom call.

I thought I had turned off the zoom call, but had my pants down and got caught Toobin.

by Doc Attitude October 19, 2020