Todd

When a girl tells you that your just friends, yet you get weird, possessive and jealous.

Omg bro he acting so weird about her... and won’t leave her alone...

I know dude he’s gone full Todd on her

by Jdhebeb November 25, 2020

Todd

a Todd would aLwaYs let u win on fortnite, you could be dying n he would be like hEY iMa save yOu. The "Todd" is better than the "Tod" just saying. He would commonly have a v annoying older brother n watch scary movies with u til ur pissing urself :))

Molly hoes: heyy todd ur pretty
me: back off u sLaG

by bobbiethebuilda February 24, 2021

Todd

Will literally yeet a child even though a gremlin

"you see that guy over there, hes a Todd"

by Fabian420 March 10, 2021

Todd

Usually Todd is spending his time creating 3d printed art. He's the type to post about cars that he has and or likes. He loves being with his child(ren). He is always willing to say what's on his mind. He loves eating cookie dough!! He doesn't care about what people think at all.

Person: "Who is Todd?"
Friend: "My dad.. duh"
Person: "Ohhhhhhh."

by TMRS March 22, 2021

todd

todd is the most sexiest man with the massivest weiner ever

girl 1: todd has a massive cock
todd: the ladies love me, i got mucles and i got a big willy

by Memerlol March 24, 2021

Todd

A guy who reads haikyuu fan fic and cry’s when one of them dies. His life goal and personality is based off of haikyuu. He’s also a lame bitch who’s gay but can’t get a boyfriend.

Todd is a bitch who called me a rat once

by Toddurlame August 18, 2021

Todd

Todd is 243 years of age.
He loves to do human things, like drink water, Consume supplements, and many more
Todd Enjoy's the presence of Humans and the sounds they omit from their mouth holes.
Todd also Runs a Church on the side, where his loyal Subject prays for his kindness.
Join Toddism or your heart is going to be eaten by todd in the middle of night.

Todd also has a massive cock usually 25 inches long

Person 1 Have you heard of todd?

Person 2 Yes, he's a real Homie G

Person 3 I haven't hear of todd who is he?

Person 1 Oh no. Todd is now going to come beat you to death..

*Todd arrives*

TODD WHOS THE FUCKER WHO DOESN'T ENJOY MY RELIGION

Person 2 THAT BITCH THERE

Person 3 *Fearful* NO PLEASE WAIT AAAAH-----

by Zowl November 12, 2021